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It’s even more unsettling from afar.



It’s even more unsettling from afar.

by URSU17

11 Comments

  1. rock-or-something

    Just looks like a regular guy enjoying a basketball game.

  2. carlosthesleepypanda

    You’ve been marked… I pray your affairs are in order.

  3. Imagine if they’d not announced the new mascot and instead made the word spread through chance encounters at game and blurry photos of him in Paul Allen’s suite and shit. Like a real Bigfoot sighting lol

  4. thatonekrys

    This shot alone is reason enough to change his clothing….he looks naked if you don’t look close enough.

  5. jrances1

    Jesus I feel like it’s staring into my soul from this picture.

    It’s like we are dealing with an extra dimensional evil looking to cause as much chaos in our world.

  6. What bugs me is that his face is like a cartoon.

  7. higherthinker

    Where’s Wald-OH MY GOD SHOOT IT SHOOT IT

  8. I feel like he’s can stare straight into your soul from across the Moda Center

  9. DisneyVista

    The Sonics Sasquatch mascot looked way better than this.

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