Qyntel Woods. Sure, Ray was fat and lazy, but dogfighting is a whole different level.
OwtEra
“Yo Ray, we’re going to Voodoo, whatchu want?”
“Yes”
philthyphil7
Mario Hezonja. I was flabbergasted when Olshey brought him in as a legitimate full-time replacement for the Aminu and Harkless minutes.
No surprise that Hezonja never played in the NBA after his one year stint with Portland.
holman8a
Anyone have a little bit of spite for LA? He was amazing in his prime but I’m bitter knowing how well we would have played with a Lillard /LA combo as Lillard hit his prime. I know I shouldn’t feel this way but I do.
philthyphil7
Ruben Patterson should be pretty high on the list. Played for Portland from 2001-06 despite pleading guilty to attempted rape by forcing his child’s nanny to perform oral sex on him in 2000, being convicted of misdemeanor assault in 2001 against a man who scratched his car and being arrested for domestic abuse charges on his wife in 2002.
CortezAllenAMA
who is this
Better_than_Zero
Walter Berry but at least he got the Blazers Kevin Duckworth.
redd_mann7
It’s crazy how 80% of the answers are from the jail blazers era 😂
BeenGangBanging
Zach Collins, Olshey must’ve been smoking crack to think he was a Top 10 Pick
Krustykrab8
Agreed. I remember him saying he was gonna drop 50 in his return to Portland after being shown the door and I went to that game. He had like 11 points hahahahah
PapaSaoBear
Is that Rick Ross
Orwell1971
what a bold choice
Piano9717
Luis Montero raped a 13 year old and then when he got caught his excuse was “i knew she was underage but i didn’t know how underage” so he’s gotta take the cake.
Not as bad off field issues as other dudes, but purely on the basketball side it was Shawn Kemp. We sent off certified nice-guy Brian Grant in exchange for Kemp, who somehow showed up both fat and addicted to cocaine, missed most of a season for rehab, and then was shit afterwards and got waived.
FullAutoLuxPosadism
Ruben Paterson was a rapist and wife beater.
Woods murdered dogs.
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Chauncey Billups is a terrible coach and a rapist.
Idk, I think being personally annoying to me is different than being a terrible person. These three are terrible people.
Unrrated
Trevor Ariza
mangirtle77
The most frustrating for me was Travis Outlaw….so athletic yet settled for an ill timed, executed mid range jumper every damn time. Yet Rib City Ray just pisses me off.
jqcitizen
Trevor Ariza. He ruined Rudy Fernandez’s career while a Laker with a dirty play, and then was cheered here some years later only to choose not to play in the bubble. He himself said he hoped Portland wouldn’t hold that against him, we didn’t but should have.
ButtholeMegaphone
Steve Blake.
A few years back I met him at a Gladstone Taco Bell. We’re both waiting in line and he turns around and starts asking me if I’ve ever had an Enchirito. Keeps going on and on about it being the “McRib for vatos” and how he once ate 19 of them before a game. I didn’t know what to say so I told him “cool man, go terps!”. He scoffed and called me a wet jabroni. Whatever that is.
I was short on time so I didn’t say anything and ordered my meal. The cashier hands me my cup and as I turn around to go fill it, I witnessed something I’ll never forget. Steve is standing on one of those children’s high chairs with his pants around his knees, pushing the soda machine buttons with the tip of his penis. Not only that, but he clearly had a cup that was meant for water only and filling it with a mix of Baja Blast and Diet Dr. Pepper. I tried to look away before he noticed I saw him but then it happened. He winked at me.
In shock, I decided to skip the drink & took my chrunchwrap to go sit in the corner so I could eat quick before I had to be back to work. Just as I’m taking the last bite, Steve sits down next to me and whispers in my ear with his hot chalupa breath “The Enchirito Bandito strikes again”. Then he stood up, grabbed the quarter game next to the register, walked out the door and sped off in his banged up Altima.
Because of him I had to eat that shit dry and I ended up being late back to work.
TheThrillHimself
Underrated terrible Blazer: Aaron Afflalo
Joined team at critical time during trade deadline, only to bail on the team in the playoffs. Whole locker room believed he played up the injury a la GP2 style and could’ve played.
For some reason his terrible time with the Blazers is completely forgotten.
MrDeedz503
Rasheed Wallace! Seen him in Lloyd 1 day tried to say wassup and he ignored me like I was a dirty bum on the street begging for a quarter
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Just needed a reason to post this photo eh?
Rick Ross is a blazer?
Nice of you to post him at his playing weight
Is that a real photo of him?
I love it when you call me big Ray Ray.
Still bitter that Festus screwed us a few years ago… could have really used him
Ngl, I thought this was DJ Khaled at first.
[Never forget](https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/eiIX4dvNfV0jUgsnRCvtZ-0AYRw=/0x19:500×352/1220×813/filters:focal(0x19:500×352):format(webp)/cdn.vox-cdn.com/assets/647337/raymond-felton-cupcake.jpg)
I mean, probably Darius Miles.
Qyntel Woods. Sure, Ray was fat and lazy, but dogfighting is a whole different level.
“Yo Ray, we’re going to Voodoo, whatchu want?”
“Yes”
Mario Hezonja. I was flabbergasted when Olshey brought him in as a legitimate full-time replacement for the Aminu and Harkless minutes.
No surprise that Hezonja never played in the NBA after his one year stint with Portland.
Anyone have a little bit of spite for LA? He was amazing in his prime but I’m bitter knowing how well we would have played with a Lillard /LA combo as Lillard hit his prime. I know I shouldn’t feel this way but I do.
Ruben Patterson should be pretty high on the list. Played for Portland from 2001-06 despite pleading guilty to attempted rape by forcing his child’s nanny to perform oral sex on him in 2000, being convicted of misdemeanor assault in 2001 against a man who scratched his car and being arrested for domestic abuse charges on his wife in 2002.
who is this
Walter Berry but at least he got the Blazers Kevin Duckworth.
It’s crazy how 80% of the answers are from the jail blazers era 😂
Zach Collins, Olshey must’ve been smoking crack to think he was a Top 10 Pick
Agreed. I remember him saying he was gonna drop 50 in his return to Portland after being shown the door and I went to that game. He had like 11 points hahahahah
Is that Rick Ross
what a bold choice
Luis Montero raped a 13 year old and then when he got caught his excuse was “i knew she was underage but i didn’t know how underage” so he’s gotta take the cake.
https://www.local10.com/news/2018/11/02/ex-nba-player-faces-charges-over-sex-act-with-13-year-old-girl/
Gp2 nd festus ezeli
Not as bad off field issues as other dudes, but purely on the basketball side it was Shawn Kemp. We sent off certified nice-guy Brian Grant in exchange for Kemp, who somehow showed up both fat and addicted to cocaine, missed most of a season for rehab, and then was shit afterwards and got waived.
Ruben Paterson was a rapist and wife beater.
Woods murdered dogs.
​
Chauncey Billups is a terrible coach and a rapist.
Idk, I think being personally annoying to me is different than being a terrible person. These three are terrible people.
Trevor Ariza
The most frustrating for me was Travis Outlaw….so athletic yet settled for an ill timed, executed mid range jumper every damn time. Yet Rib City Ray just pisses me off.
Trevor Ariza. He ruined Rudy Fernandez’s career while a Laker with a dirty play, and then was cheered here some years later only to choose not to play in the bubble. He himself said he hoped Portland wouldn’t hold that against him, we didn’t but should have.
Steve Blake.
A few years back I met him at a Gladstone Taco Bell. We’re both waiting in line and he turns around and starts asking me if I’ve ever had an Enchirito. Keeps going on and on about it being the “McRib for vatos” and how he once ate 19 of them before a game. I didn’t know what to say so I told him “cool man, go terps!”. He scoffed and called me a wet jabroni. Whatever that is.
I was short on time so I didn’t say anything and ordered my meal. The cashier hands me my cup and as I turn around to go fill it, I witnessed something I’ll never forget. Steve is standing on one of those children’s high chairs with his pants around his knees, pushing the soda machine buttons with the tip of his penis. Not only that, but he clearly had a cup that was meant for water only and filling it with a mix of Baja Blast and Diet Dr. Pepper. I tried to look away before he noticed I saw him but then it happened. He winked at me.
In shock, I decided to skip the drink & took my chrunchwrap to go sit in the corner so I could eat quick before I had to be back to work. Just as I’m taking the last bite, Steve sits down next to me and whispers in my ear with his hot chalupa breath “The Enchirito Bandito strikes again”. Then he stood up, grabbed the quarter game next to the register, walked out the door and sped off in his banged up Altima.
Because of him I had to eat that shit dry and I ended up being late back to work.
Underrated terrible Blazer: Aaron Afflalo
Joined team at critical time during trade deadline, only to bail on the team in the playoffs. Whole locker room believed he played up the injury a la GP2 style and could’ve played.
For some reason his terrible time with the Blazers is completely forgotten.
Rasheed Wallace! Seen him in Lloyd 1 day tried to say wassup and he ignored me like I was a dirty bum on the street begging for a quarter