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[Weiss] Jaylen Brown cut his right hand picking up a glass vase he knocked over while watering his plants last night and got 5 stitches. Said he’s expected to be ready for the playoffs, but he’s pissed.



[Weiss] Jaylen Brown cut his right hand picking up a glass vase he knocked over while watering his plants last night and got 5 stitches. Said he’s expected to be ready for the playoffs, but he’s pissed.

by Brady331

43 Comments

  2. Direct_Morning_3223

    this is definitely one of the ways to get injured

  4. MustardIsDecent

    What could go wrong picking up this broken glass with my bare hands

  5. RapsareChamps_Suckit

    plants predators punching the air rn

  6. Schwalm

    At least he didn’t punch the fire extinguisher glass

  7. inuteroinutero1993

    Somewhere right now, Derrick Rose is smiling and he doesn’t know why.

  8. Knickerbockers-94

    I might ball again but his hand modeling days are over

  9. Small_Frame1912

    If I were a basketball player I’d probably be as careful with my hands as hand models are lmao; gloves on all the time, never touching anything with my hands if i don’t have to, moving as slow as a sloth outside the court

  11. saideeps

    Was it his dominant hand? In some sports you are out for the whole season with an injury like this.

  12. oobthesecond

    Why would he pick up glass barehanded bruh

  13. myhellcatgotRepod

    Needing five stitches for picking up glass he must have gripped the fuck out of the shard. Don’t see how you get a cut that long/deep without just putting your whole life force into picking it up

  16. BinxMenace

    At least he didn’t punch glass like Amare lol

  18. Dialectical33

    What’s with Celtics players and cut hand injuries?

  19. PicklePanther9000

    This is one of the most sixers injuries ive ever seen

  21. executivesphere

    Teams need to put it in the players’ contacts that they can’t water plants during the season. This is getting out of hand

  22. free_kark

    He’s just covering up the blood pact Mazulla forced him to make with him

  26. Eltneg

    Right up there with Kevin Love’s “knuckle pushups” and Jeff Kent breaking his wrist while “washing his truck” as a funny athlete injury excuse

  28. ryan_the_traplord

    r/nba users could never imagine someone gardening.

  33. BruiserweightYxB

    I’m not saying is the dumbest way to get injured bc someone will find a injury from the 80s dumber than that but it got to be one of the dumbest.

  34. Blatt_called_timeout

    Bro you don’t even water plants that are in a vase lol

  35. TimelsChild

    Why you guys gotta read into everything and make it seem like it’s something else that happened

  36. blatantly0bvious

    Cmon now bro… something fishy here

  38. Devmurph18

    for everyone saying this is a cover up story, what are you insinuating JB was doing last night? yall are so weird lmao

  39. NotNotACop28

    This is a 2K injury report way to get injured

  40. WhoNeedsAWholeBagel

    Seems suspect. From picking it up? I can see someone getting stitches from smashing it while holding onto it, but picking it up?

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