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Shimmy your way back to Boston, bitch



Shimmy your way back to Boston, bitch



by gobirds18_

41 Comments

  1. blueboglin

    Always hate seeing The Contracts in the same image

  2. MorryD

    This guy is like a decade older than the Celtics core and he’s somehow the least mature one on the court every night.

  5. mjd1977

    Infuriating. No one – not even the Celtic vermin that got their way into the arena – is there to see you, Horford.

    Arthur Aardvark looking ass

  6. Waru_

    Can’t wait to see his sister declare war on Philly again on Twitter

  7. PhilaDopephia

    He’s going to sleep with his sister over this.

  8. TheFaytalist

    A player I always regarded as classy, despite not being fond of him. Now? Fuck his mother.

  10. PrimasChickenTacos

    Imagine getting a $100M contract from a team when nobody would come close to such an offer and ultimately wanting show up that team after you played like garbage for said team. What a world.

  11. pottymcnugg

    Only one who could make their cross eyed coach not look like a chuckefuck.

  13. GarageMammoth6658

    This guy stole money when he played for Philly

  14. jimmyhank69

    This clown wearing Jackie robinson’s number is disrespectful

  15. chem_daddy

    His bald ass head and face reminds me of Voldemort lmao

  16. Pullthisandthese

    Take you and your stupid non rhythm bachata ass back to Boston huele bicho!

  18. trev_hawk

    The combination of his name, sandwiched success on the Celtics, and just his infuriating court presence make him the NBA player I despise the most.

  19. Grouchy-Change-1219

    That’s more movement than he showed during his tenure with the sixers.

  20. International-Dish95

    This guy is a fraud. Idk how this guy looked like he was 72 playing for the sixers, takes a year off and comes back looking like he’s 32.

  21. TheBuzzSawFantasy

    Go play golf you sandbagging fuck. Glad you got your $100MM to go on a vacation. I hope you stub your toe every day of your retirement.

  22. Dawk320

    Never seen so much showboating and flexing after every layup from a team that’s never won a damn thing.

  23. PsychoSidSoftball

    Jack Parkman doing his little shimmy. It makes the women here in Cleveland PUKE.

  25. Blaximusta

    Fuck Al Horford, but I did think this celebration. Was absolutely hilarious.

  27. MaxR76

    This was like the other game where he did a celebration after hitting an open 3 after missing like 10 in a row before that

  31. Yourfurryfriend2

    Between that homoerotic weird dance and his plucked eyebrows Hortford is a fucking idiot

  32. 3FiTA

    My buddy is a Celtics fan, and he was at the game today. He told me he had no idea how much we *hate* this guy until he heard the boos.

  33. SW1725

    Ugly human. Uglier game. Take your fat soft ass back to Boston.

  35. Randomly2

    I came for the Horford slander, stayed for the sister slander (no seriously tho, what did his sister do?)

  36. What-tha-fck_Elon

    The only thing better will be if he misses a potential game winning 3.

  37. GoatGod302

    That’s the most feminine shit I’ve seen done during a contact sport

  38. thegrittyrn

    I’m probably one of the very few who liked Horford when he was here and initially preferred to keep him over Harris’ contract

    But now I actively hate him and it wouldn’t have been the case if it weren’t for his bitchass siblings. Especially Anna, who is a fucking twat

  40. ChatiKathy

    He should forever be ashamed to walk on our court the way he preformed while he “worked” for us….

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