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They just don’t learn



They just don’t learn

by That704Guy

38 Comments

  1. yayeet182

    If the math checks out from the Celtics series we win in 5

  2. MiaHeat420

    Honestly, I prefer being the underdog with this team.

    Being up 3-0 then losing 3 straight shook me to my core.

  3. Augmentin_Reality

    The Heat have been public enemy number one of the media ever since their darling and “GOAT” LeBron left.

  4. Cheesy_Pita_Parker

    It’s double digits now, I call that progress

  5. You guys are losing, the percentages are wrong though, but you will lose. Come back to this.

  6. when will people realize that these are analytics… It’s not ESPN saying that is their chance of winning, it’s them saying based on the analytics

  7. RUS_BOT_tokyo

    Is it me or does Jimmy have strong Jim Carrey energy?

  8. Mipadi02

    Link to the source? Can’t believe this is real lol

  9. depths-untold

    We will shock the world. Heat in 6 🏆

  10. MonkeySpacePunch

    Can we get a statistics expert to look at these percentages? It seems fucking ridiculous. At least we’re in the double digits this time. I mean how can you produce a 3% chance for a team that convincingly murdered the #1 seed in the first round? Really? A single digit percent chance? What kind of busted ass calculation gives a fucking sub 10% chance for that. Especially when Boston didn’t exactly mop up Philly. These stats are braindead and so is anyone who thinks Jimmy isn’t taking home a shiny new chip in about a week

  11. SheenTheUltraLord

    I hope u guys win, they did the same thing with warriors😭

  12. SirFunktastic

    at this point, keep picking against them, it only makes them play better

  13. troopertk40

    All this means is that the Nuggets are 8% better than the Celtics. And they beat them. So this should be easier!

  14. Aljo_Is_135_GOAT

    This would only be accurate if Heat Fans’ refused to give Jimbo their energy

  15. btccoachcody

    14/200 = 7. When we win, we’re gunna be the 7% boys

  16. spiderman2811

    Gonna come down to game 7. Score is 104-105 Nuggies. 1.2 seconds left, himmy pulls a jumper, perfect trajectory. Then BOOM GORDON BLOCKS THAT SHIT. GAME OVER.

  17. PM_ME_YOUR_QUADS

    This sub was having a meltdown at 3-3, asking if Jimmy’s legacy is ruined etc. Y’all bipolar af

  18. Does ESPN mean there’s a chance? Cause a chance is all we need. 😉

  19. s1lentastro1

    these are predictions based on paper. the Nuggets haven’t been on this stage before. we also don’t know how or if injuries will affect this series. what the Heat lack on paper they make up for with all the intangibles off paper. this will be a good series.

  20. UnKnOwN769

    Heat could go up 3-0 again and ESPN would still pull the same crap they did for the ECF. Mad disrespect

  21. plague__8

    Heat in 7, we doing this the hard way again..

  22. LocalLifeguard4106

    I don’t even care. If we win fucking awesome. If we lose, who cares? It’s house money
    I do think the Joker era is about to begin though.

  23. ApplicationAway9063

    How tf does espn think the CeLtics are better than the nuggets

  24. KaitoKid23

    They can’t calculate dawg in statistics

  25. According_Might512

    “I’m sure the assalytics, assaholics, or whatever they call themselves had us not beating Milwaukee in the first round.”

    – Udonis Haslem

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