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[MacMahon] Something I’m sure concerns Nikola Jokic: He’s dipped to 9.8 assists per game in the playoffs, so he’s no longer averaging a triple-double. Needs 14 dimes in Game 5 to bump back up to double digits per.



[MacMahon] Something I’m sure concerns Nikola Jokic: He’s dipped to 9.8 assists per game in the playoffs, so he’s no longer averaging a triple-double. Needs 14 dimes in Game 5 to bump back up to double digits per.

by Kimber80

49 Comments

  1. FrankerZ_123

    It’s so fucking over it’s never been more over

  2. ScotBarn

    Imagine not averaging a trible-double in the playoffs

  3. SlavaQuoka

    Jokic would permanently be ahead of Embiid with a finals MVP especially if he averages a TD

  4. albenraph

    This must haunt him. Ring will mean nothing. We know he’s all about the stat padding

  5. I’m sure this does not concern Jokic at all.

  6. Don’t be surprised if he gets within a couple assists and is then benched for the last 5 minutes of the fourth. He’s a stat-ladder, but in a really spiteful kind of way.

  7. physics223

    Ring is nothing. Stat-padding is everything.

  8. stickied

    He’s gonna get 13 in game 5, because that’s what the game will give to him.

    Remindme! 3 days

  9. he’d rather win, rip some cigs, and go play with his horsies

  10. MeHighLol

    Knowing him, he’ll get casual 13 assists

  11. AlmostBlue618

    astonishing how many people in this thread are failing to recognize the obvious sarcasm in this tweet. redditors and their complete and total inability to detect sarcasm will never cease to amaze me

  12. sorendiz

    Bro is in tears stroking his horses rn. No triple double? Why live? Clearly, it was all for nothing.

    I would usually say ‘I’m sure that’s sarcasm’ about the opening sentence but I’ve seen enough of MacMahon’s clown takes to take this completely at face value. Maybe he really believes Jokic cares.

  13. porkadachop

    He’ll probably stop passing after 13 just to troll people.

  14. Who do you guys think is the best all time nba player? Jordan or Jokic?

  15. The-Infamous-BatPunk

    This is going to a relatively easy get for Joker.

  16. jablair51

    He’s going to get 12 in game 5 and cost a lot of people money.

  17. Ranjith_Unchained

    It’s a team game – Nikola Jokic

  18. It would be the most Jokic thing ever if he finishes the playoffs exactly 1 assist short and gets the mega Sombor double.

  19. I think those Rui Hachimura minutes are catching up with him.

  20. talk about trash journalism, I am 100% Nikola lost his sleep because of this, it must feel exactly the same when he lost MVP this year while being the best player in the league by faaaar , because of Embiid who basically begged for it.

  21. lamentforanation

    Washed. Better go groom some horses.

  22. Desafiante

    Nikola Westbrook will begin to curse the guys when they miss or don’t shoot after his passes

  23. LebronsfavoriteTaco

    Kendrick Perkins rubbing his hands together

  24. QotSAMario64

    He’ll have to use the Larry O’Brian trophy to wipe away his salty tears

  25. Stuff_Of_Legends

    Damn, without that triple double he will only be known as Joker. Just doesnt have the same ring to it as Triple Double but only in the playoffs Nikola The Joker Jokic.

  26. ariannis_grandttkmpo

    This is what happens when you get a know-it-all point guard who thinks it’s *his* job to pass.

  27. Kevin_Jim

    Oh no. What will he do with his two MVPs and pending championship ring. /s

    Definitely watch horses race.

  28. Ninja_knows

    Lol. The talking heads on tv still don’t get it.

  29. throwawayyrofl

    Should rings even count if you don’t average a triple double

  30. Respectthelay

    I know he doesn’t care but I hope he gets it. Just would solidly etch into history how great he played this postseason for folks 40 years from now

  31. ispcanner

    Spam alley-oops to Gordon in garbage time.

  32. i mean he damn near averaged a triple double for the entire season up until the last month when people were attacking him for ‘stat padding’

  33. WordNahMean

    Definitely going to throw the next 2 games to make sure hes averaging that trip dub

  34. LotharBot

    he needs to finish with 13 assists for the ultimate Sombor Double

  35. He’s not going to be able to sleep at night now, this is your chance Miami

  36. Will_I_survive_this

    Westbrook has always been the better triple doubler/s

  37. Red_Jester-94

    Terrifying. He’s been a fraud all along. The only thing we can do to fix this terrible situation is trade him to the Celtics.

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