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Who’s paying that much to watch this bum ass team go 20-62?! 💀



Who’s paying that much to watch this bum ass team go 20-62?! 💀

by MajorDangerous3489

13 Comments

  1. This was announced prior to the draft lottery. If we’d gotten pick #1 they would already be sold out. They just gambled on possibly getting top pick. And from that behind the scenes story about the “ping pong balls”, they almost bet right and the Wizards almost got the top pick.

  2. GregEgg4President

    Corporations who want to give their clients experiences.

    Those seats are rarely bought by individuals.

    Being a good team is mostly irrelevant.

  3. waskittenman

    Raytheon & Northrop Grumman come on down

  4. TheDeHymenizer

    Lobbyists who will give them to clients when real teams are in town

  5. SnooCompliments3682

    I got 3 fitty and a used condom

    Take it or leave it

  6. ChestRockwell415

    Corporations or businesses who can “entertain” clients there and write off some or all of the cost at tax time. It is often split amongst businesses as well.

    I don’t know if it changed but the economics of NBA stadiums basically used to be that if you had your luxury boxes mostly sold you were already making a profit for the night even if you didn’t sell a single other ticket. Those boxes also come with 4 figure minimums that must be spent every game on food and booze at like bottle service pricing. It’s part of why teams can afford to be awful and have super low attendance for a decade plus while still having their business grow in value at like 3-4x the rate of most other businesses.

    After the Nationals stadium was built Abe bitched about how he never got public money for the arena(different economy/political environment at the time he built the arena made it a non-starter). So the city gave him $50M which he used to upgrade the scoreboard and to renovate the luxury boxes, which were doubled in price accordingly.

  7. CallmeKap

    Behind the basket is not even great view…must be hella perks to these

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