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KP to the celtics wth



KP to the celtics wth

by OkSector2732

27 Comments

  1. PenguinAndCheetah

    Same shit as last year, Celtics improve while we sit on our hands waiting for a whale to fall in our lap, when everything points to that not happening

  2. darthfrank

    You guys are making it seem like Portzingis is KD. Jesus – chill.

  3. jamaicadays

    Makes our lack of size a bigger problem.

  4. I usually just lurk on this sub and on Reddit in general but I’ve seen this Porzingis thing here so many times I must break silence

    I could not be happier that the Celtics just made this trade

    1. KP is a good not great shooter/scorer. Both Horford and Grant Williams consistently shoot a higher % from 3 than KP on a similar number of attempts. This includes when Porzingis played with Luka and had every wide open look he could want. He consistently takes rushed, early shot clock 3s and doesn’t look to back down any smaller defenders. If his jumper isn’t on he’s useless offensively

    2. KP is a bad/terrible defender. He can’t guard anything on the perimeter and is weak at the bucket. His blocks inflate his defensive value, but he really can’t guard anywhere besides right at the rim. Specifically matching up with us, he can’t guard bam who routinely out muscles him and uses his quickness to get by him. In terms of team defense, whenever KP is on the floor, the Celtics have to play drop coverage which leads to more open 3 looks below the break + middies for Tyler bam and jimmy.

    3. Financial implications. They’re going to pay a big tax this year w Jaylen brown coming up and if they want to keep him long term it’ll come at the cost of grant Williams, Derrick white, Robert Williams

    4. I will give that this gives them better rebounding but really I ain’t worried at all. Some of y’all aren’t ready to hear this but Cody Zeller is a better post defender than KP

    Edit: not to mention they lose brogdon who was a tremendous shooter and solid playmaker for them

    Go heat

  5. Weezy_is_the_goat

    Lmao i got slaughtered on this sub saying that we weren’t getting porzingis.

    Kiss my ass

  6. HavanaMamba

    Is he a good player? Sure

    Is he gonna be wearing an uniform come playoff time? Debatable.

    Is he gonna teach Jaylen Brown how to dribble? No shot.

    Is he gonna turn into Jokic and fill Boston’s IMMENSE need for playmaking? Absolutely not.

    Does r/heat jump straight into crying without even attempting to think about stuff? 100%.

  7. Lazy-Kitchen3727

    Weirdest nostrils I’ve ever seen.

  8. blanktorpedo27

    Huge win for us. Celtics are gonna be a hospital next season

  9. Consistent_Category9

    Man, I’m down bad because we talked about him and looks like the FO didn’t even try, because the price was Marcus Morris and picks. wtf

  10. DwyaneWadeFutureMVP

    It’s not easy being a heat fan sometimes šŸ’”

  11. TheCanadianpo8o

    They really just saying a big Ole fuck you to the salary cap

  12. Cocknballtorture90

    First Beal, now KP. I trust our front office but if we don’t get Dame and/or some serious size, this is a failure of an off-season.

  13. Ionlyeatmustard

    Celtics have one of the best rosters in the nba with this move, doesn’t mean they win it all but way better roster than us

  14. comagear

    We’re touting KP – the ā€œprolificā€ 7 footer who has been tossed around 3 teams as an improvement for the Celtics?

    Have some self respect people 🤣 Jovic is going to cook him.

  15. bullbutler

    He has to opt in by midnight or else he’s a free agent

  16. BoogerMcFuggenPussen

    Congrats on nothing you leprechaun dick riders

  17. Pat sitting on his hands still . This is why we can’t blame Spo for the team’s shortcomings. When Pat refuses to improve the team and expects Spo to succeed in the finals with the likes of Gabe and Caleb — you can’t blame Spo

  18. Advanced_Loquat_4681

    Damn it would’ve been fun seeing him in Miami

  19. Typical_Scholar_3374

    Get 4 solid games out of him before he gets injured

  20. Illyisthere19

    KP fall off is crazy this guy had the potential to become the face of the league.

    But injuries kept him back big time

  21. Technical-Fun-5063

    you guys are fine. you have haslem šŸ˜‚

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