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[David Early] Tobias Harris’ agent-father doesn’t think 76ers have properly utilized ‘assassin scorer’



[David Early] Tobias Harris’ agent-father doesn’t think 76ers have properly utilized ‘assassin scorer’

by FantasticFruits2023

29 Comments

  1. lil_extro_vert_

    Bro is an assassin in the first quarter of January Wednesday games vs Detroit

  2. HoagieTwoFace

    Just shut the fuck up and count your millions, Torell.

  3. antiphus

    I mean it’s probably true that his skillset was not maximized here. But the weird part is that we needed him to play a role that almost everyone with his skillset can also play and it seems like he never could

  4. lol yea he’s assassinating the team’s payroll

  5. BabaBrody

    Talk your shit, Mr. Harris. Anything helps to drum up the non-existent trade market for your son.

  6. downsouthcountry

    If Tobias was able to finish strong at the rim, his ppg would increase by 4-6.

  7. Aggravating-Tale810

    Assassin is right in the way he disappears in high pressure situations

  8. saintvanhalen70

    ” I mean they can’t stop him. Nobody in the league can stop him”

    😂😂😂

  9. tony_tony_tony_tony

    This guy can’t be serious right now right?

  10. BuyingZillypet

    Assassinating my dreams of seeing joel win a championship maybe

  11. He does assassinate my will to live every time he shoots a middy TBF

  12. Prestigious-Rock201

    He CANNOT come back to this team especially after this

  13. bignickvick

    Hope 29 other teams feel that way too 🤞🏻

  14. throwawayjoeyboots

    Tobias Harris and his father should thank their lucky stars every day that the “brain trust” clown show of Josh Harris, Elton Brand, Brett Brown, Scott O’Neil from this circus of an organization gave his empty stats loser ass the most underserved max contract in the league.

  15. Philly0024

    Him and his father can fuck off, Tobias takes up the whole shot clock every time he tries to create his own shot which winds up being some dumbass early 2000s contested post fadeaway anyway and also goes up soft asf for a guy who’s 6’7-6’8 gets blocked by literally everyone. Can’t fucking wait til he’s gone

  16. McBrungus

    Look, I’ve got kids, I get where this sort of insane hyperbole comes from. It makes you look stupid, but it’s something you feel deep in your soul

  17. theWatcherIsMe

    Here we go again 🙄

    How about Tobias improves at LITERALLY ANYTHING before we say he’s improperly utilized

  18. FRED44444

    I literally laughed out loud at “assassin scorer”

  19. slidetotheleft8

    Content aside…did a 7th grader write this?

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