Bro is an assassin in the first quarter of January Wednesday games vs Detroit
shifty4388
I think he mistyped ass scorer.
ThaOneNOnly
Torrel Harris can suggmaballs
SomeGuyNamedJohn12
Man if you don’t get tf…
HoagieTwoFace
Just shut the fuck up and count your millions, Torell.
antiphus
I mean it’s probably true that his skillset was not maximized here. But the weird part is that we needed him to play a role that almost everyone with his skillset can also play and it seems like he never could
supzy0
lol yea he’s assassinating the team’s payroll
Altruistic_Fun3091
Asinine scorer
BabaBrody
Talk your shit, Mr. Harris. Anything helps to drum up the non-existent trade market for your son.
downsouthcountry
If Tobias was able to finish strong at the rim, his ppg would increase by 4-6.
njspb8
Please end this pain, Daryl.
Aggravating-Tale810
Assassin is right in the way he disappears in high pressure situations
saintvanhalen70
” I mean they can’t stop him. Nobody in the league can stop him”
😂😂😂
tony_tony_tony_tony
This guy can’t be serious right now right?
radracer28
More like emotional assassin.
BuyingZillypet
Assassinating my dreams of seeing joel win a championship maybe
robsqyz
He does assassinate my will to live every time he shoots a middy TBF
Prestigious-Rock201
He CANNOT come back to this team especially after this
Bubbly-Stage2094
Christ.
bignickvick
Hope 29 other teams feel that way too 🤞🏻
Bajecco

throwawayjoeyboots
Tobias Harris and his father should thank their lucky stars every day that the “brain trust” clown show of Josh Harris, Elton Brand, Brett Brown, Scott O’Neil from this circus of an organization gave his empty stats loser ass the most underserved max contract in the league.
Philly0024
Him and his father can fuck off, Tobias takes up the whole shot clock every time he tries to create his own shot which winds up being some dumbass early 2000s contested post fadeaway anyway and also goes up soft asf for a guy who’s 6’7-6’8 gets blocked by literally everyone. Can’t fucking wait til he’s gone
Spillsaw
You don’t think I’m an Elite Shooter?
McBrungus
Look, I’ve got kids, I get where this sort of insane hyperbole comes from. It makes you look stupid, but it’s something you feel deep in your soul
theWatcherIsMe
Here we go again 🙄
How about Tobias improves at LITERALLY ANYTHING before we say he’s improperly utilized
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Bro is an assassin in the first quarter of January Wednesday games vs Detroit
I think he mistyped ass scorer.
Torrel Harris can suggmaballs
Man if you don’t get tf…
Just shut the fuck up and count your millions, Torell.
I mean it’s probably true that his skillset was not maximized here. But the weird part is that we needed him to play a role that almost everyone with his skillset can also play and it seems like he never could
lol yea he’s assassinating the team’s payroll
Asinine scorer
Talk your shit, Mr. Harris. Anything helps to drum up the non-existent trade market for your son.
If Tobias was able to finish strong at the rim, his ppg would increase by 4-6.
Please end this pain, Daryl.
Assassin is right in the way he disappears in high pressure situations
” I mean they can’t stop him. Nobody in the league can stop him”
😂😂😂
This guy can’t be serious right now right?
More like emotional assassin.
Assassinating my dreams of seeing joel win a championship maybe
He does assassinate my will to live every time he shoots a middy TBF
He CANNOT come back to this team especially after this
Christ.
Hope 29 other teams feel that way too 🤞🏻

Tobias Harris and his father should thank their lucky stars every day that the “brain trust” clown show of Josh Harris, Elton Brand, Brett Brown, Scott O’Neil from this circus of an organization gave his empty stats loser ass the most underserved max contract in the league.
Him and his father can fuck off, Tobias takes up the whole shot clock every time he tries to create his own shot which winds up being some dumbass early 2000s contested post fadeaway anyway and also goes up soft asf for a guy who’s 6’7-6’8 gets blocked by literally everyone. Can’t fucking wait til he’s gone
You don’t think I’m an Elite Shooter?
Look, I’ve got kids, I get where this sort of insane hyperbole comes from. It makes you look stupid, but it’s something you feel deep in your soul
Here we go again 🙄
How about Tobias improves at LITERALLY ANYTHING before we say he’s improperly utilized
I literally laughed out loud at “assassin scorer”
https://preview.redd.it/2jpec6tbi18b1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=2a30c77afa9928f6a0dbb6fea3048b536d8adac4
Content aside…did a 7th grader write this?