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Bleacher Report “possible trades” here’s a great laugh before bed.



Bleacher Report “possible trades” here’s a great laugh before bed.

by Cooki3boy_

20 Comments

  1. JoeCroninAlt

    Hate to break it to you but this is what a Dame trade will look like.

  2. holman8a

    Two firsts? So value of a top 3 PPG, top 10 assist player is two firsts? Dame is half as valuable as Gobert?

    Jesus Christ can they at least put some thought into this shit. By that logic you could build a team of current all-stars with Brooklyn’s first round picks.

  3. Miami get: one of the best PGs in the league

    Blazers get: fucked in the arse

  4. Brodos16

    Miami just doesn’t have the assets. Only good young player is redundant. Jaime might be solid but not a lot of upside.

    They also shouldn’t give their picks because Dame and Jimmy are older and the team could be bad by then.

    Not a good trade partner

  5. SnooPeripherals9117

    I might be a pessimist . Jaime was the 18th pick and by most critics a great pick(so just consider him a 1st round pick). 2027 and 2029 would probably be good picks since the Miami roster would be drastically different. Maybe slap every possible pick swap and seconds. It’s not an ideal deal, but it’s a deal that blazers would have to accept if dame asks for Miami . 3 1st, multiple 2nd, all the swaps possible. 🙁

  6. CaspianFan69

    Playing devil’s (Heat) advocate, why would
    Miami deal Herro for Dame in the first place? He’s younger than Dame, bigger than Dame, and he’s a lights out shooter and arguabky one of their best players. Yes, he’s not Dame Dolla by any stretch, but he’s not 11 years deep either.

  7. Fickle-Function10

    Might as well just give up dame for free at that point. I’m honestly cool with him just walking and getting the $ back to spend on home grown talent. Need to just build thru the draft if we aren’t building around dame. Getting herro just keeps us mediocre

  8. pizzasoxxx

    If this happened I would almost hope the team is sold and relocated. What a joke.

  9. It would probably be like a 3 team trade if Dame gets moved. Maybe with a team like the Thunder or someone with a few young PFs or centers. Herron going to the 3rd team, blazers getting picks and a pf and probably Lowry to make the salaries match. Lowry then becomes the blazers bench pg who mentors the younger guards till his contract is up.

  10. ComedianManefesto

    That is surprising value for Dame actually. Lowery is a salary match, and gets flipped for a couple of seconds or waived. Tyler is another young piece to add to the rebuild with 2 likely late firsts?

    I’m betting Tyler could be flipped for picks as well if he doesn’t fit with Scoot, Simons, and Shaedon.

  11. FullAutoLuxPosadism

    For one of the best PGs to ever do it who is still in his prime and on a contract- How about a sixth man with no defense, an old fatass who can’t play anymore and costs a ton, a mid first rookie, and two picks that will probably be near the end of the first round.

    Could they not even add a third team?

  12. Then-Signature2528

    This is a good trade. Those picks could be a top 10. Plus, Blazers can rebuild with a core of Scoot, herro, Simons and Sharpe. That’s a pretty good core.

  13. Kunundrum85

    There will be no fucking Miami trade for Dame.

    The only thing Miami can do is decide to roll the dice again, but they really need to think about converting their aging talent ASAP.

    Their best bet is honestly to trade with us to bring Jimmy here, but get them youth to rebuild around Herro/Robinson with Bam and Lowry as the vets. That dude they drafted is a nice piece to build on too.

    We’ll send them Anfernee, Nas, +3x future 2RPs via GS trade. Cash considerations.

  14. RunninOnMT

    Fuck yeah!! You gotta zig when they zag, they say “you have too many guards” you gotta trade for more guards.

    /s

  15. deepstaterising

    No less than Bam and Jimmy plus picks.

  16. elegigglekappa4head

    Only team that has a viable trade for Dame is probably the Nets.

  17. MR___SLAVE

    A 3rd team would need to take Hero and send assets to Portland.

    Maybe:

    Tyler Hero to Orlando

    WCJ, Jamie, Lowry, 2x FRP (Heat) to Portland

    Lillard and Little to Miami

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