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Can we ignore the Dame drama for a bit to talk about how much of a beefcake Scoot is?



[Honestly though, just look at this guy](https://cdn.nba.com/teams/uploads/sites/1610612757/2023/06/henderson_FC_060323.jpg). How is he so buff at just 19? He reminds me of that photo of Mike Tyson as a teen where he has the arms of a 25 year old bodybuilder. This guy could probably beat Ja Morant or LaMelo Ball’s ass and he can’t even drink yet, it doesn’t add up. Honestly, I identify as a straight man but this guy is really starting to make my repressed bisexual come out, Holy mackerel.

by I_Hate_Porn_Addicts

37 Comments

  1. TheRealPoopooDealer

    Scoot is what’s been getting me through the Dame drama. Now I’m worried we won’t have Scoot and Sharpe for more than 6 years with this ownership

  2. Beneficial-Piano-428

    This dude is “Portland Straight.”

  3. RichardRDown

    Haven’t felt this way since ThRob 🥵

  4. rizz_on_my_gyatt

    Yeah, he can put his beef between my cakes any day ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sweat)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|yummy)

  5. Ace12773

    Love Scoot. He’s fucking built too. Thick and man made. You can tell he’s sculpted because you can see it thru the kit. His fucking vice grip thighs. Suffocating thighs. Rock hard thighs. Piping hot thighs. Great arms. Great abs. A stocky chest. Love the progress his body has made throughout his youth and now as a willing eager adult.

  6. PuzzleheadedWest0

    Pasta is also straight. Until it gets wet.

  7. frogfartz69

    hahaha I always ask people if they think they can beat up any 13 year old and then proceed to show them that picture of tyson at 13. Shits insane.

  8. SparrowBirch

    In my head canon Scoot and Shaedon hang out together all the time and Scoot spends most of his energy trying to get straight-man Shae to crack a smile.

  9. chuckbuck6

    This is great content, always here for some beef talk

  10. BumpyGums

    Thank you for this post. I think we can all use some gd positivity. This sub has turned crazy toxic, especially since the news broke.

  11. YesNoVillain

    I mean, sure, we goosed him a lil bit…

  12. ggb123456

    Love him. Glad we didn’t give up our future for a long shot to even make the playoffs. I love Dame, but he should have asked out 2 years ago when everyone could be happy.

  13. MGreenPDX85

    He’s getting a 25 game suspension for waving those guns around!

  14. Frosteecat

    Hey we all appreciate some good beef. No shame in your game.

  15. ohiathere

    the dude is built like an NFL running back. He reminds me of Ja Morant but with a thicker build. My concern with Ja is that I don’t think he’ll hold up in the NBA for a long time with the way he attacks the rim. I don’t think Scoot will have the problem. He won’t get bullied the same way other rookies are.

  16. Snelly__

    Guy looks like he’s in his physical prime at 19 I’ve never seen anything like it

  17. No-Particular8597

    I love everything about him, he’s going to posterize some folks this season

  18. Thundersson1978

    Naw dude has not played a game in the league so forgive me
    If I’m not distracted!

  19. pythonwarg

    Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on his continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what Scoot’s got man. Wanna see how freakn’ huge, solid, thick and tight he can get. Thanks for the motivation.

  20. I’m just hoping scoot and Sharpe get the KD treatment he had in the beginning of SEA/ OKC. Just let them keep shooting the first two seasons while we tank until they unlock that volume shooter perk.

  21. politicole07

    Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakn’ huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.

  22. Happy295

    He kinda looks like Mike Tyson. Is built like him too

  23. BunkHammer

    Gonna be running around looking like Ronnie Coleman when he hits his prime

  24. I’m sure most people know by now, but Scoot plays a rival/teammate of Lebron’s in his Peacock movie “Shooting Stars” and when I watched it (before we drafted him and before I even knew Scoot played in it), I couldn’t believe how jacked the actor was. Dude is legit. We’re in for a treat boys and gals.

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