Maybe they’re trying to tell us something

So hear me out. I think this talk about crumbl cookie means something. I believe Morey’s picture and Tobias’ interview are clues as to what the franchise is planning.

According to crumbl’s website, the founders names are Jason McGowan (CEO) & Sawyer Hemsley (COO). The company’s first store was founded in Utah. The company also sells its cookies in 4, 6, or 12 count boxes.
Source: https://crumblcookies.com/history

This is where it gets interesting. Let’s take a look at one Damian Lillard. Lillard shares the same amount of letters in his last name (7) as both McGowan and Hemsley. Lillard played college basketball for Weber State which is located in where? You guessed it. Utah. The same place crumbl was founded.

If this isn’t enough evidence, let’s take a look at some hard numbers. Crumbl cookies are sold in quantities of 4, 6, and 12. How many times has Dame been named to the All NBA Second Team? 4 times. What position was he selected in the draft? 6th. And if it couldn’t get weirder, what year was his rookie reason? ‘12. The pieces just keep adding up.
Source: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Damian_Lillard

Wait, there’s more. Onto the photographic evidence. On October 22, 2022 Damian Lillard wore these pink shoes resembling the Crumbl cookie box while playing the Utah (where Crumbl was founded) Jazz. Perhaps he was trying to give us a clue the whole time.
Source: https://hoopshype.com/pink-shoes-worn-by-portland-trail-blazers-guard-damian-lillard-0-during-the-second-half-against-the-utah-jazz-at-moda-center-the-jazz-won-118-101/

In summary, when you take a look at all the evidence, it is very clear the franchise and Dame himself are trying to tell us one thing: Dame will be a Sixer. Let the hype begin!

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