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*Takes off white hoodie* “Lol even if Miami gets Dame they won’t beat us. We won more quarters lol. If he goes to Miami he is ring chasing. If he comes to us it will be a competitive environment. Dumb Heat fans lol.”



*Takes off white hoodie* “Lol even if Miami gets Dame they won’t beat us. We won more quarters lol. If he goes to Miami he is ring chasing. If he comes to us it will be a competitive environment. Dumb Heat fans lol.”

by Malefics

16 Comments

  1. EctoRiddler

    We all know it’s all about the quarters

  2. Flimsy-Style9679

    Bu-bu- but they’re not scared of us don’t forget they’re ABSOLUTELY NOT AFRAID!!!

  3. Malefics

    Celtics & Blazers fans logic:

    “Wow, Dame is running from the grind lol, joining the Heat lol, ring chaser lmao! Yea I know Dame gave Portland 11 years and completely failed him, and I know he is 33 and wants to win, but still Portland is the victim, silly Heat fans!
    Edit: Wow, thanks for the Gold kind stranger!!”

    What they keep purposely ignoring is:

    • We were the 8th seed
    • Everyone doubted us each round
    • We got clobbered in the Finals
    • Celtics and Blazers are trying their absolute hardest to push the narrative that Dame is pulling a KD.

    Can’t make this shit up 💀💀💀

  4. MediocreDVaMain

    Don’t forget they have 18 banners, all but one of them they weren’t alive to see

  5. iApathy---

    Pic definitely not accurate. You forgot to include a whole lot of alcohol in there, cause “wats betta then drinkin in da monin, heck probably all dae”

  6. betterdayz02

    If he chose any of these other teams they wouldn’t care either. The game is the game, their fans are gonna pretend to he righteous and care about the integrity of the game lmao

  7. skdkwkwk

    I’ll never get how a fanbase who has one ring since the segregation period has the nerve to be this entitled

  8. Background_Action_92

    They gotta start watching the town in unison to beat us

  9. RealPropRandy

    Basketball’s Notre Dame now with more racism.

  10. Novel_Durian_1805

    “We are a Historical team, the best in the NBA!

    Sure, we’ve only won 1 title in 37 years….but we are the BEST!

    Haven’t you seen how many championships we won when the league was in its infancy and there was like 9 or 10 teams in total?!”

    -These fucking dipshits.

  11. RickyBobbyJr3223

    Dude how did you get this picture of Kevin O’Connor?

  12. FreshHawaii

    Why brag about winning more quarters when you ended up losing anyway? It’s like bragging about having more money before going bankrupt.

  13. MunchieMofo

    Boston fans are violently shitty fuckhead fans.
    Respectfully.

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