To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Jaylen Brown. The symbolism is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the symbols will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Jaylen’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his personal philosophy which draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The real hoopers understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these choices, to realise that they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Jaylen Brown truly ARE idiots. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Jaylen Brown’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Jaylen Brown tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎
yoggsmu
This guy is so freakin’ goofy.
Both_Funny4896
hes trynna trick us into thinking he dribbling with his left 😭😭😭
FancyPrint7365
Hate this dude
DankTriangle
Mickey Mouse Berkeley student
AnonymousIguana_
He just like me fr
alta_vista49
Kris kross will make ya…jump jump!
CheatedOnOnce
Bro who in the shit is flexing during preseason. 😭😭
JokAllYouWant2023
He’s trying to outdo Scotty Barnes for the special needs title
Tax-Religion
Should only be allowed to flex with his right arm.
Tearz_in_rain
Wait. Is the NBA back on NBC?
I_Set_3_Alarms
Who hasn’t gotten high before a preseason game before?
Mibrealest
God NBA fans are such manchilds sometimes
unclehelpful
90s fashion is coming back, it’s his tribute to kris kross.
100wordanswer
One of us, one of us
lovelife0011
Damn jaylen knows about hurts too? Sheesh more than quantum don’t cha think?
Deschain_1919
Clearly paying homage to Kris Kross
RUDDOGPROD
I want to see you make that same contested shot with your shorts backwards, let the man flex 💪
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Is he making an anti Nike statement?
seeing Banton in Green and White is cursed
Must’ve put them on left handed
u/savevideo
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Jaylen Brown. The symbolism is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the symbols will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Jaylen’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his personal philosophy which draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The real hoopers understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these choices, to realise that they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Jaylen Brown truly ARE idiots. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Jaylen Brown’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Jaylen Brown tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎
This guy is so freakin’ goofy.
hes trynna trick us into thinking he dribbling with his left 😭😭😭
Hate this dude
Mickey Mouse Berkeley student
He just like me fr
Kris kross will make ya…jump jump!
Bro who in the shit is flexing during preseason. 😭😭
He’s trying to outdo Scotty Barnes for the special needs title
Should only be allowed to flex with his right arm.
Wait. Is the NBA back on NBC?
Who hasn’t gotten high before a preseason game before?
God NBA fans are such manchilds sometimes
90s fashion is coming back, it’s his tribute to kris kross.
One of us, one of us
Damn jaylen knows about hurts too? Sheesh more than quantum don’t cha think?
Clearly paying homage to Kris Kross
I want to see you make that same contested shot with your shorts backwards, let the man flex 💪
Loser can’t even dribble
He got crossed the play before that