Now that there’s a 7’4″ player who can:
1. [Jump straight up and posterize people from outside the restricted area](https://streamable.com/15632v)
2. [Nail crossover stepback middies like a 2 guard](https://streamable.com/ci8zkc)
3. [Gathers like Giannis](https://streamable.com/bhg5qy)
4. [Calls for alley-oops at the 3pt line](https://streamable.com/h0t32o)
5. [Guards 2 players at once](https://streamable.com/n8xpfu)
6. [Kontests like Luke Kornet](https://www.reddit.com/gallery/177eg4p)
7. [Strips like he’s getting paid by James Harden](https://old.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/17481uz/highlight_victor_wembanyama_with_a_terrifying/)
8. [Hits fadeaway corner 3’s like he’s Ray Allen ](https://old.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/xxfd7r/highlight_victor_wembanyama_drains_a_fadeaway/)
9. [Blocks 3’s like he’s Timelord](https://old.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/14tqbyq/highlight_victor_wembanyama_blocks_brandon/)
10. [Drains hashmark 3’s like Steph Curry](https://old.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/xxg23n/highlight_victor_wembanyama_drains_one_from_the/)
11. [Bodies 7 footers ](https://old.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/1748993/highlight_victor_wembanyama_drives_through_chet/)
12. [Middy fades like Kobe](https://old.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/xxg7c4/highlight_victor_wembanyama_hits_the_turnaround_j/)
How is your team preparing for the coming Wembanyapocalypse?
by SquimJim
48 Comments
You mean Wembageddon.
Scalabrine will mispronounce his name on tv
But is wemby ready for the chet god
We’ll be trash by the time the spurs are good
Jokic is going to bully him down low
Well done on the Harden strippers line!
We already brought in one Morris brother, we good. All he needs to do is “accidentally” step on his ankle just like one of them did in the Clippers series against Luka. Seriously though, hopefully Wemby stays healthy and the Spurs don’t overwork his body until he is ready.
Pretty confident even a slow Giannis-on-the-drive elbow will break a rib. If not, we’ll suck by the time he’s dropping Kanyes in the Finals anyway.
Bilal will recruit him to DC by the time they hit their prime so we’ll be okay.
Strips like he is paid by Harden 😂 my man you rule
Don’t forget the newly set forth Wembargo on shots in the paint!
We have Boban
I’m excited to see how he and Joker fair off.
We will stack our 7 footers on top of each other
Hiding in the East and praying a West team takes them out before the Finals? Lol
God help us all
New Wembanyama Order
Idk we waived our wemby killer (Kai Jones)
How will I ever prepare for the Spurs to be great? Oh right I’ve been training for this since I was 6. It’s been nice to have a few years off.
Signed Bol Bol, lol.
Passively aggressive post game tweets and TikToks – Thunder Up
We are focused on getting out of the first round, I’m just hoping Mobley can still snag a few DPOYs before the award is renamed after Wemby
Dwight Powell
Pat Bev is licking his lips at those long, skinny knees of his.
you think i care about Wemby when we have Dwight Powell? you fool
My plan would be have a short player just stand in front of him and he won’t see them, so he gets charges called frequently
We’re preparing hundreds of baseless headlines speculating that he wants to sign with the knicks when he hits free agency
Continuity.
Naz Reid
Praying that he went to a team not in my conference. It worked!
Well I’ve heard porzingis grew a couple inches in the offseason so Boston will be fine
My team got the original Unicorn, Porzingis. Not worried.
By tanking until he retires
You mean Victor “MF DOOM” Wembanyama?
we started Kevin Porter Jr to get this guy and we didn’t even get him
Be happy that “Wembanronto” doesn’t have the same ring to it.
Stockpiling quality centers
Oh yeah? But can he flop?
We’ve brought in Simone Biles as a “flexibility advisor” to put Draymond on an extensive groin and hip flexor regiment that uses movements found in gymnastic floor routines to allow him get his foot high enough to kick that French kid squarely in the nutsack. A master of his craft never stops honing it.
We’ve got DominAyton.
Get your baguette ass outta here we got a 7’1 trailer park Abe Lincoln
We’re probably going to go even smaller than today
Kenny Lofton Jr aka Snack Randolph aka GenZBo
Is Bol Bol time
Edit: it was Bol Bol time
My team traded away a player that was too small to guard Wemby, and got a 7’3″ Latvian.
Just lose I guess.
By having the ultimate rim defender, big man career ender- Trae Young
We prepared by beating the spurs