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Entire Scouting Report for DAL vs SA. 10/25/2023



Entire Scouting Report for DAL vs SA. 10/25/2023

by sunshine60st

13 Comments

  1. sunshine60st

    Not affiliated with the NBA, Spurs, Dallas, the hotel, or any gambling websites.

    •I did not take these photos

  2. why wouldn’t they slide these under the door? someone’s getting fired lol.

  3. CrissCrossAppleSos

    On a legal level, I don’t think you should have done this, but it’s largely victimless and it’s a cool thing to see. So if anyone figures out who you are, I hope you get off with a “hey, that wasn’t very nice, don’t do that again!”

  4. Just realized “elephant” means huntable lmfao, that’s kinda fucked up 🤣🤣🤣

  5. wrongerontheinternet

    Does “hit” mean intentionally foul? Because that seems like pretty dumb coaching advice in that case.

  6. LeeNathanPaige

    None of this information is confidential, it’s pretty common knowledge for anyone that watches basketball and looks up stats.

  7. littlespoon22

    I’m mostly just excited to start meme-ing some of this terminology.

    Definitely going to be calling a lot of dudes elephants all year.

  8. Veryfreakingbored

    Damn the Mavericks don’t even need to study. They just get the cheat sheets delivered to their door.

  9. leoo88556

    It’s interesting how they don’t consider Malaki to be another “Elephant”, considering how people around here believe his defense still needs some work.

    I also love how “Wembanyama BLKs” is under our “Defensive DNA” along with other general team defensive stats. lol

  10. Guinness_or_thirsty

    Somehow this has me more hyped for the game tonight lol

  11. seceipseseer

    They said don’t foul Jeremy. They afraid of the one handed shot 🤣

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