[Chiang] News: Heat is hiring Udonis Haslem as VP, Basketball Development. His responsibilities will include being a source to the coaching staff, mentoring both Heat and Skyforce players, as well as representing the organization in the community and in business endeavors.
News: Heat is hiring Udonis Haslem as VP, Basketball Development. His responsibilities will include being a source to the coaching staff, mentoring both Heat and Skyforce players, as well as representing the organization in the community and in business endeavors.
— Anthony Chiang (@Anthony_Chiang) November 7, 2023
by Kimber80
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VP of Heat Cultural Enforcement
Let’s gooooo. Last I heard he didn’t want to be a part of coaching but ownership. Micky is too cheap for that but I’m glad he’s still part of the org
That man is going to be with the Heat Organization until the day he dies. A Lifer.
I’m genuinely surprised it took this long.
he’s going to put on a big pair of glasses and be the Professor of Heat Culture.
“Ok class, as our first assignment, I need you to write down what Heat culture means to you”
“Udonis Haslem keeps doing what he’s been doing for the last decade”
The Heat promised this man a bag for life lol
I’ve never seen a player benefit so much from being ass
So basically what he was doing for the past 7-8 years 😂
Didn’t he have a Heat logo tattoo? I don’t think he’s allow to work for other team.
Surprised it took this long tbh
Good for him. Isn’t he from the Miami area or at least Florida?
UD must have saved Pat Riley’s granddaughter from a burning building or something.
Sigh
Did the Miami Heat just create a position for UD?
Udonis Haslem got paid $1.6m to play 3 minutes of basketball in 2020-2021.
By 2050 Miami is going to be paying Udonis like $4 mil a year to stand at the gate greeting every fan, as they should.
So in other words a cushy job with little to no responsibility. Winning!
Not unexpected.
He was essentially doing this for the past few years in an unofficial capacity. Now he doesn’t have to suit up and can just hang with the heat.
That man is the real life form of the Miami Heat
I hope he gets enough power to get rid of the corny ass Heat Culture city edition designs on the jerseys and the court
5 years late but alright
There’s a professional basketball team called Skyforce? That’s the headline here.
Basically he’s doing what he’s been doing for the past decade but this time as a staff member instead of a player.
I wouldn’t be surprised if he is groomed to replace Riley.
Good to see the OG keep on getting them cheques.
I thought he was a coach for the past 10 years. What was his role all those years??
I wanna join Skyforce
Should still dress in a uniform and sit at the end of the bench.
VP of holding everyone’s weed for them
At this point his face should just be the logo
The Miami Haslems
Maybe as his first order of business he can slap the shit out of whoever designed and approved that god awful culture court.
They are fucking addicted to paying this guy they have a problem
He is still going to show up in his uniform and want to sit on the bench and I dare a Heat players or coach to tell him he can’t.