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[Pelicans] Injury Report Update: Zion Williamson (Personal Reasons) is OUT for tonight



[Pelicans] Injury Report Update: Zion Williamson (Personal Reasons) is OUT for tonight

by Knightbear49

26 Comments

  1. Good_NewsEveryone

    Is it because he personally hates me?

  4. kirk5454

    There’s an AYCE buffet that he just can’t skip. We all get it

  6. lets_talk_basketball

    He did have a baby shower a few months ago. Maybe his kid was born?

  8. Thimit22

    Damn was looking forward to him against our defense but I guess this should help us win

  12. AP3ISAWESOME

    He’s on the run from Moriah, she’s probably trying to back up the Linsanity run

  13. Balsamic_ducks

    Rumors are that his first kid is being born

  15. PercyBluntz

    I expect this thread to be full of thoughtful discourse on the impact of him missing this one game and nothing more.

  17. MyLadySansa

    This is the porn star’s baby or the other one? Wait, was the porn star ever actually pregnant?

  18. Shingorillaz

    If this is the old Wolves they’d give Wolves fans an emotional low tonight after the emotional high last game. I guess we’ll see

  20. I_Set_3_Alarms

    Timberwolves have the best players of their respective teams miss games due to having a child in 2 consecutive games?

    My conspiracy bells are going off, what could it mean 🤔

  21. brucewayne1935

    Personal Reasons (All-you-can-eat shrimp 4-8 at Golden Corral)

  26. Breezyzona

    I was thinking why not just give him paternity leave like in other sports but realized that’d unleash a can that they dont want open

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