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[Katz] Call people around the league about LaVine and they respond… with a shrug. If I got $39M every time someone put on a sheepish tone and said, “I mean, someone will get him,” passively removing their team from the situation, I’d be a rich man, but I wouldn’t be as rich as LaVine.



[Katz] Call people around the league about LaVine and they respond… with a shrug. If I got $39M every time someone put on a sheepish tone and said, “I mean, someone will get him,” passively removing their team from the situation, I’d be a rich man, but I wouldn’t be as rich as LaVine.

by itwas20yearsago2day

14 Comments

  1. ToeJelly420

    If my math is correct, one person “around the league” said that someone will get Lavine in a sheepish tone.

  2. Luvkip_OW

    When you have to fill the word count for your essay but don’t actually have anything to say

  3. lykathea2

    If we end up trading Zach to Detroit for the Poo Cocktail that is Killian Hayes, James Wiseman, and Marvin Bagley I’m done with the team for awhile.

  4. Rshackleford22

    lol if we have to eat money to send him off for nothing we gotta fire everyone.. again

  5. A1Horizon

    What does that last sentence even mean?

    Zach’s making 40.1M this year, so I’m assuming the 39M bit refers to yearly salary rather than his whole contract because that number is too specific. If he’s not gonna be as rich as Zach then, that would imply at most only one team has removed themselves from the conversation. Which I’m almost certain is not what he was trying to imply.

  6. SmokimNoah

    Im glad we all have the same reaction because my response to this was just “what?” 😂

  7. poorly worded and super salty/condescending, but this is pretty much how everyone felt besides #8 flairs that downvoted any zach dissidence to oblivion for basically the last 3 years.

    Should’ve traded him before the max, giving him a max was inevitable when it became time. Scraps are still better than letting him walk, but it is poor management.

  8. It means interest around the league is lukewarm, and that last bit is a dig on how much Zach makes. Lukewarm probably due to the salary as I’m reading it.

  9. The_Wata_Boy

    Meanwhile, I made some calls around the league and was met with a lot of voicemails.

  10. igotz2haveit

    Zach LaVine you are a Los Angeles Laker

  11. Dazed_and_Confused44

    Honestly I wouldn’t be all that suprised that teams around the league aren’t incredibly interested.

    But holy shit is that tweet poorly worded lol

  12. FalconPunch_

    Dude really thought he did something. Terrible lyrics.

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