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The Jaylen Brown experience



The Jaylen Brown experience

by MajorSlimes

26 Comments

  1. friendsWthebenedicts

    2 for 1 or not how tf do you miss kristaps there. Dude didn’t even look

  2. luke_workin

    0 basketball IQ. Can’t wait till Brad trades him next summer.

  3. ImeStopPlayingDennis

    We’ve seen him try to take on the heat 1 v 5 in transition in the conference finals this is nothing

  4. MarquisJames

    Surely we will do the same thing once every other player fucks up? Surely we will make 1000 posts about Jayson and Jrue’s missed FTs?

  5. kokain99

    I don’t know how you fix this? The J’s are good players and can hit those shots. At the same time aren’t as good as they think they are. It’s damned of you do damned if you don’t.

  6. boykalbo777

    Trading JB may lead us to the promised land

  7. OkSureWTVuSay

    He played like trash today for sure, but if Jrue, Tatum, or Kristaps make their free throws, we don’t even go to overtime…

  8. Eisenhorn76

    Right… But his teammates that missed all those free throws that could have iced the game in regulation or overtime get a free pass.

    We have the worst fans in the league and this is exhibit 1a. BLOCKED.

  9. CanaryOk3787

    He’s actually selfish as fuck. His decision making is also the slowest on the team. Brads too smart to not trade him the next chance we get.

  10. He’s a dumb dude who can only dribble with one hand. I know we had to give him the contract but the return on investment is in the fuckn gutter right now.

  11. ZEFAGrimmsAlt

    There’s this strange part of me that doesn’t mind this shot. It’s not GOOD by ANY stretch (in terms of quality) but I think he had an idea going up for it.

    1. It’s a 2 for 1. You miss, you get another opportunity. You don’t? Up by 3 full pressure on a 3-9 team. High risk high reward play. People seem to forget hot and cold he’s hit shots like that in the past and ESPECIALLY IN OT (see both games VS the Lakers in 2022). The idea of shooting a 3 isn’t bad, it’s just the time and the place wasn’t.

    2. With Porzingis there he probably thought he’d be able to grab the board with a chance of &1 or FT’s.

    Should he have passed? Yes. Is this REALLY what lost us the game? No. One play never loses you the game.

  12. Drummallumin

    It’s wild to me that there’s people here actually convinced that we’d be better without Jaylen. Just constant confirmation bias, how quickly we forget the Toronto game.

  13. harshvoldy

    JB made that one pull up 3 at the beginning of the season to ice the game and then blew a kiss. Since then he has attempted to do that almost every close game, and bricked it.

    Sick of his early in the shot clock pull up 3s. Death, taxes and JB bad decisions in close games.

  14. PepeSylvia11

    Why are we highlighting this (admittedly stupid) single play, and not Hauser going 1-9 from three, Holiday having 7 turnovers, or the team collectively shooting 64% from the free throw line?

    One play never loses you the game, but sustained poor performance does.

  15. Slim_Via23

    My fave player :'(

    Come on do something (guy with a stick meme)

  16. qqqqqqppppppt

    It’s 1 regular season game on a back to back. Why do you guys care so much?

  17. What an absolute idiot. If your shot’s not falling that’s fine, but at least don’t do anything dumb. That’s not too much to ask for with the money he’s making

  18. rombuszomb

    I’m so fkn sick of him. I have a cousin who I got into basketball like 2-3 years ago and he always has wondered my despair for JB. Stuff like this is exactly why. He is so one dimensional and can only impact the game when he has the ball in his hands. It is so frustrating too because of the money he makes. You should NEVER be a liability making 60 million a year yet he does it multiple times a season including the playoffs

  19. Economy-Dirt-4836

    Brown is just a clog. The ball consistently stops with him whenever he touches it and it’s been like this for years. There is a reason the C’s offensive rating doesn’t take a hit but improves when he’s off the court. The team is 0-3 without Derrick white…why? Because he is the opposite of brown, a player who connects the offense and plays within the game and is 5x the defender than brown. Should’ve given him the 300 M’s

  20. Jonny_Syphilis

    stealing money. they’re better when he’s not playing.

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