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By one key metric, the Spurs rank among the worst teams in NBA history



By one key metric, the Spurs rank among the worst teams in NBA history

by ENDigitalFiend

6 Comments

  1. Equivalent_Bet1519

    The key metric is basketball skill

  2. jakufenj

    The potential to be forever remembered for notoriety…

    It’s a great time to be a Spurs fan. And a couple of years from now, we’ll be like,

    “Remember that time when the Spurs sucked the air out of the arena like the world’s biggest vacuum chamber because of how terrible they were? You know, where Brian Cox proved that a bowling ball and a feather when dropped together at the same time will fall at the same rate without air resistance/drag?”

    So to that dude who promised to hold his breath until the Spurs won a game? Bruv I’m CPR/First-Aid trained. I can revive you, but this team?

    Let’s fucking go, shoot for Pluto and set an all-time win-loss record, 3-79 baby

    This one’s for the history teachers out there, pay attention

    *chef’s kiss*

  3. rattatatouille

    Honestly at this rate I wouldn’t be surprised to see us get Colangelo’d.

  4. retarded_raptor

    I love Pop and everything he’s done but maybe it’s time for someone new.

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