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Batman and Superman



Neither of them are a Robin

by Jazzlike_Doughnut_86

4 Comments

  1. GlizzyOverdrive

    Gotham must be looking rough right kow

  2. Background_Dingo5203

    Never understood the Batman and Robin thing. Even Scottie Pippen is an all-time great and arguably the best defender ever. He could have led his own franchise to a ring.

  3. HerbJonesIsMySaviour

    Okay as a comic nerd here is my unprofessional review on the squad as comic heroes (or villains/anti-heroes)

    BI – Mr Fantastic — can seemingly get anywhere in the 3pt line with two steps. Can stretch him arms higher than defenders can. Remember he’s #1 for taking contested shots and is making 56.6%TS…

    Zion – Superman — our man of steel, faster than a bullet, can jump over buildings, etc etc. what stops Z? Have we even found his kryptonite yet?

    Herb – Magneto — seemly has a magnet for offensive balls shot, aka blocks. Somehow has a magnet for steals. One answer, he has magnetic powers.

    JV – Colossus — big European, very hard to move. Seems like a big brute but has his soft and funny side.

    CJ – Deadshot — killer at range and in the paint. Just like deadshot, knows how to snipe, but also a master with his blade.

    TM3 – Deadpool — similar to deadshot, but doesn’t snipe, more of a takes a lot of shots, knowing some will hit. Deadpool always knows how many bullets are in his chamber.

    Naji – Spiderman — Naji prolly the only guy who made street ball a tactic in the NBA. Just like how some kid from Queens can be an Avenger.

    GTA – Gambit — Gambit grew up as a pickpocketing kid… need I say less…

    JHawk – Hawkeye — 🏹

    Kira – Flash — one of the fastest players in the NBA. Seriously go watch some of his highlights

    Nance Jr – The Joker — this one has nothing to do with ball skills. His tweets just be funny af sometimes.

    This is all I could pull out on my bus ride 🚎 hope you enjoyed reading. Feel free to add or critique

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