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Got my dad’s tickets last night!



Got my dad’s tickets last night!

by deepstaterising

20 Comments

  1. PatrickVieira

    This is insane. Can you hear their conversations?!?

  2. EmbarrassingDad_

    “Okay fellas, I am completely out of my depth. So here are some smiley faces and stussy S’s doodled on a dry erase board. Go out there and ball like you’re on the playground at school.”

  3. meowhatissodamnfunny

    That’s awesome. Do they give you a bunch of different rules for sitting there? Like, “don’t speak to anyone unless spoken to?” Or “no sharing beer with Shaedon, he’s still only 20?”

  4. SnooRadishes4738

    Dude this is incredible! One day I’m going to fulfill my dream and purchase my lady and I tickets court-side or right behind the players. I bet you had a hell of a time.

  5. blazer4ever

    What’s your rating on Chauncy, does he know what he’s drawing up

  6. Oh my lord what the what. Thanks for sharing the pic my guy.

  7. effkriger

    You should have told Ayton to play harder and for Chauncey to not challenge the call on Jabari

  8. toadtruck

    That’s insane. Put me in coach. I’m ready to play

  9. jaypeejay

    Awesome! I was at the game too, in nice, but not nearly as nice as these, seats. It sucks we lost, but at least the game was exciting and came down to the wire.

  10. Ayton is leaning on something that doesn’t exist.

  11. BowserBuddy123

    Are they as smelly as I’d think they were? I saw Nurk at halftime of a Suns game and he looked like he had jumped in a pool his beard was dripping so much.

  12. blinkomatic

    Moses Brown looks massive compared to everyone

  13. catz4dave

    Looks like a great time, thanks for sharing!

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