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The Detroit Pistons Made History



The Detroit Pistons Made History

Yo what’s going on guys crispy flakes here thought maybe I would just start today’s video with a little bit of a jingle I hope you Enjoy how do I say goodbye to what we Had the good times that made us laugh I we the B I thought we gave to see forever but forever gone Away it’s so hard to say goodbye It doesn’t matter anymore we have the record Nothing Else Matters we have the record bro we have lost the the NBA’s been around for 78 years 78 years think of one person you know that’s 78 they are old and they are wrinkly bro okay that’s been

The in his 78 years the Pistons have the worst stretch of basketball of any NBA team in NBA franchise of any of those eras bro 20 years from now there’s going to be a little mini mini Flakes junor and he’s going to want to do a rebuild of the

Worst team in NBA history he’s going to say father flakes would you like to collab with me on this you were there I’d like to rebuild the 2023 2024 Detroit Pistons for a video today Papa Flakes and I to sit there and relive it

Man for the rest of my life bro it don’t matter what success man every single time man any argument it’s it’s going to get br up it’s going to get brought up every single time for the rest of History bro until somebody else does this probably going

To take another 78 years I’m going be soggy flakes I don’t know man and it’s like it’s you know I watch the game I watched the game versus the Nets and uh you know Kate is a really good basketball player I don’t put this on Kate bro I know people want to sit

There and say Kate ain’t that guy I don’t know if Kate is the guy but I know he’s a the guy like I do think you can win a championship with Kate I really do think that um I also think that this roster is just bro I can’t even look straight into

The camera anymore bro I’m just I’m just ashamed man I’m ashamed of my franchise bro I mean it’s been it’s been 15 16 years of patience 15 16 years of man of just all all the wrong choices bro and uh it’s piled on and well we’re breaking records we’re making history

Man you have the bad boys era and you have the bad boys era bro and you know um I I didn’t watch it but I saw that Monte with Williams went on to talk to the Press after the game and I don’t know man I’m just

Thinking like it’s a whole lot of too little too late like there is there there is no way that this front office should have gotten to this point to break this record like I’m sorry but you have to do something before this happens something something something something

Something you don’t just get to say that oh he’s G to work out we’re gonna be just fine it’s going to work out it ain’t working out it’s not working out man like I know in the end of the day you know there’s a lot of people that

Will just be like oh it’s just a game it’s just sports like that’s fine I understand there’s people that’s going to have that mindset but I don’t know I think it’s kind of a disrespectful thing to say because think about anything life that you enjoy that maybe the sports

Isn’t your favorite but you was still have passion about it so I don’t understand why people get upset when they say like oh you got you’re over ranked and it’s just Sports it’s like no it’s something I really care about man this is my basketball team like this is

Something that something I Bas my hobbies around bro and uh you know I guess I guess records are just like artificial or whatever like you know it’s like time like the time really exist did the Pistons really lose that many games in a row or is it just subjective

Bro feel like there’s a maybe a philosophical um conversation to have there so I guess I can maybe sit around and and talk about what the Pistons should do but ain’t nobody listening I got two videos bro with 140,000 views combined you know addressing the Pistons man and uh you

Know they’re ain’t going to listen to me like I’m just some YouTuber bro they ain’t going to listen to me bro they don’t care man they don’t care they don’t care man you know the the the Pistons front office they do not care about the fans they do not they do not

Like like they might you know you you got G is up there saying that he does community service good job bro that’s one of my biggest pet peeps man is the YouTubers that go out there Feed the Homeless and they make a video out of man you know embarrassing people it’s

Like are you really like are are you saying that you do community service cuz you appreciate that you’re doing a good thing or are you saying it because you want people to give you some points you don’t get no points Tom gors so I guess maybe shortterm what’s

The direction of the team like what do I see happening man um I don’t think they trade Kade I don’t think they trade dur I don’t think they trade assar I still like Ivy but I I I could see them you know like he’s he’s probably our biggest prize asset right

Now that we could get something back for you know Kean Hayes he hasn’t really been playing too much um I think in my opinion like I’m selling any sort of Veteran asset there’s no point in keeping the veteran round man like trade bonovich like he should have done last

Year he a going to be worth a second round pick now though and then maybe I would bring in Zack LaVine I’d get Zine really cheap I would let him you know showcase his skill set man let him average 40 a game and then next year I would flip him

For something but you want to know what the Pistons are going to do they’ll trade for Zack LaVine they’ll be content getting to the damn playing tournament and they’ll hang on to him till his damn knees are gone and then we just won’t get anything and he’ll end up sitting

Out and buying out Zack Lino go to the damn Nets that’s what’s going to happen man this team does not know how to manage assets at all like across the entire front office I’m just I’m just really disappointed and there’s not really anything anybody

Can do man it really is we we could lose another 27 in a row we could what’s stopping us we play the Celtics next hope you guys all enjoyed man it is what it is right right Monty it is what it is it is what it is that’s the era we’re

In we are in the it is what it is era and there’s nothing we can do about it

32 Comments

  1. I swear if the pistons beat my Celtics to snap their 27 losing streak & hand my Celtics their first home loss of the season, I will cry. But, itโ€™s probably going to happen knowing basketball, nba, & celtics luck with worse teams (magic beat us 2 years straight)

  2. Cade ainโ€™t that guy. You all getting high on your own supply. If you could trade Cade to not have the losing streak record would you trade him?

  3. I think the positive in all of this is at least you're getting major attention to your channel. I for one have been watching a lot more of your videos since the streak.

  4. I can literally see, you are very proud of your team. Congrats to the Pistons for reaching this milestone!

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