Udonis Haslem on his hate for the Celtics: “I like Tatum and Brown but them old mfers KG and Paul, I don’t f*ck with yall. If I see yall in the grocery store its on, it can be aisle 7/11 around the cheese dip, all of its getting flipped over.”
by sssSnakebite
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I’d pay good money to watch footage of a grocery store brawl between former NBA players soaked in cheese dip.
No school like the old school 😎
Free my boy Draymond, he’s just trying to bring real rivalries back to the NBA. **Dray against the world**
Legend has it bam still trying tell his story
Makes sense, he was actually playing when Pierce and Garnett were around
cap. dudes must have bumped into each other a number of times the past 15 years
This is a grown man
Pierce and Garnet come to plenty of our games. Hell, they’ve been to plenty Miami games. Hell, they were both at G7 in the playoffs.
Never seen UD do anything.
“If I see yall”, meanwhile UD walking around with the Stevie Wonder glasses on so he doesn’t have to see anyone or make good on any of his weak threats lol.
cant see paul pierce fighting but i can definitely imagine him trying to instigate a fight between kg and ud. doubt it’ll ever happen though
Haslem the fakest dude around the league
We haven’t heard a peep out of Udonis Haslem in a decade because he knew we would all clown his ass for talking shit as a certified cheque casher but the instant those cheques stop, he has to say the dumbest shit to stay relevant.
It’s quite sad to see
Some of y’all taking this podcast way too seriously lol
I respect retired players who don’t go down this route of saying things that they don’t believe to get publicity for their podcasts or whatever.
He’s a 40 year old with generational wealth. He’s not assaulting KG and going to jail over some old games unless he’s on crack.
He’s selling a persona for clicks and it’s embarrassing. Just enjoy your wealth.
And this is why y’all don’t have friends. The man is clearly joking
As if KG and Pierce care what this glorified mascot has to say about anything
Not the cheese dip! Lmao
This is giving Steve Austin whopping Booker T ass at the grocery vibes
Nephews itt popping blood vessels because they have too much artistic talent to understand using hyperbole when shooting the shit with your friends.
Reddit nerds farming karma saying “he’s a GRown MaN” over and over not realizing this is how people talk and joke all the time. I swear half of y’all are so far removed from how certain people talk. Maybe because UD isn’t in your demographic lol
Good example
Haslem said he wants to stab Paul Pierce 12 times.
Bam “lemme cut you off right quick” Adebayo
These clips are gonna get posted here regularly just because of the way y’all react to them
Suddenly Got a hankering for Honey Nut Cheerios.
i personally think KG would rock haslem in a fight.
This guy really has a chip on his shoulder lol
As a Knicks fan…. Tatum really isn’t hate able enough. Just seems like an ok dude.
When Reggie Miller did the choke sign… man that’s a rivalry.
I kinda feel the same, I have an old hate for the Celtics that’s still alive and well, but I don’t really hate Brown or Tatum in the way I hated the previous gen of stars there
Haslem said 7-11 because pierce is always high as shit
He’s joking and nephews are taking this way too seriously, but something about him just comes across as not self aware on camera. I listened to most of this podcast and he talks about those days like he was part of a big 4 with Bron, Wade, and Bosh lol.
Man Reddit sucks, yall just moralizing let the man hate lol he’s just talking shit
And one of them was trying to cut him off. Let Haslem Cook!
i know it’s a joke but i want to see this happen. can you imagine KG and Pierce geting slurpees and Unc wants nachos and they start yelling at each other? i’m sure their fucked up knees and back pain would stop them hahaha.
some of y’all really need to learn social cues 😭 like pls google sarcasm, hyperbole, and telling jokes before stepping outside in the real world
Is Bam the voice of reason on the Heat?
Og got some of yall’s panties in a bunch. Like the great Hulk Hogan said once “dont work yourself into a shoot brother” 🇺🇸 🦅
The suspense was killing me with what Bam was trying to say
I liked pre-big 3 Pierce and Minnesota KG but yeah once they went full Celtics I couldn’t rock wit them no more.
I’ve never seen a dude that got 0 pt for over half his career talk so much.
Haslem: “I can’t stand them”
Also Haslem: proceeds to do nothing on the court
I don’t care what aisle it is 🤣
Heat culture is fake tough guy culture lol.
I really want Udonis to talk about the Jimmy/Spo fight. That’s what I’m waiting for
I’d like to see him try to fuck with kg lol
Stars shouldn’t be talking to role players, and that’s putting it generously for UD.
If only he’d go back to sitting on the bench doing fuck-all like he has for the past 10 years. Obnoxious af.
He barely played lol