NBA New Years Resolutions (2024 Edition)

NBA New Years Resolutions (2024 Edition)

It is almost 2024 it’s almost the start of a new year I wanted to wish everyone a Happy 2024 and I have some resolutions for players coaches teams media personalities across the NBA world let’s get into it to the Pacers a very simple resolution try on defense we saw you do

It for a couple games it worked trying Works fairly confident that Sam pry has never watched one of these videos but I’m gonna give him a New Year’s resolution anyways Sam go for it go for it this year whatever it takes add the final piece you’re that

Close this one goes out to all the NBA referees I paid good money on league pass I paid good money to buy tickets to NBA games just like every other NBA fan I want to see the Stars play can we please stop with the weird ejections can

We just give the star players a little bit of wiggle room I get the respect for the game I get the foul language we’re grown men in competition I don’t want Giannis getting kicked out in the second quarter I don’t want joic getting kicked out in the second quarter let them play

Let them play let them play let them come on Richie let them play let them play so anyways my resolution to you NBA referees have a little bit of wiggle room stop with the ejections this one NE this next resolution goes out to the Spurs the Pistons and the

Wizards my resolution for all three of you is to win 10 games you can do it hey I believe in you and let’s just pretend for a second that they can’t so here’s my resolution for each team for the Wizards let kabali rock man that’s your

Guy that’s the guy of the future give him the keys for the Spurs my resolution for you is maybe call some plays for wemi I don’t know that guy seems pretty good and my resolution for the Pistons you got to surround Cade with more shooting you’re last in the NBA in

Threes you need more shooting you don’t want to be that team you don’t want to be that team get to 10 games here’s a resolution for all NBA fans we can talk all we want about this next batch of stars we can talk about the three most dominant players in the

Game right now embiid yic and Yannis who are square in the middle of their Prime but let’s not Overlook let’s not take for granted the elite play of Kevin Durant LeBron James and Steph Curry who in their Twilight years are playing at an all World level NBA fans don’t take

It for granted we may never see three guys like them again enjoy it soak it in soak it in like the hot tub I know you’ll be in on New Year’s Eve at midnight I hope I’m in a hot tub this next New Year’s resolution goes

To a recent guest of the old man in the three Austin Reeves Austin just try it just once for one game try it just put a little bit of paste a little bit of hair gel a little bit of wax whatever you like a little bit of product in your

Hair for one game I’m not saying you have to commit to it but your resolution is to try hair gel this is a resolution for all NBA teams all 29 Arenas can we stop with the baby races at halftime it’s getting out of control it’s awkward

No one likes it my next resolution is for Jason Tatum Jason uh love your game love you duke Brotherhood all of that you’re the best player on the Celtics right now you’re the best player on what I think is the best team in basketball more drives less pullup threes that’s

The resolution more drives less pull-up threes Clippers fans I know a lot of you felt like I took a shot at you earlier this season because I mentioned that the Clippers had never won any trophies and there was some confusion as to why there was a trophy in the center of the court

I later learned that it was the NBA Cup trophy and it was an inseason tournament court and I’ve apologized since then but I’ve also stated that I’m allowed to make that joke because I was part of those failures so my resolution for the Clippers fans is to continue hoping

Continue to hope hold on to it hold on to it this team has a chance this team has a chance hold on to that hope hold on to that fandom it’s going to be okay waiter more Kobe white please this is for all the media members out there that continuously take shots

At me keep doing it that’s my resolution for you keep doing it looking at you Bill this goes without saying but I’m fairly confident Dylan Brooks does not give a if I give him a New Year’s resolution but I’m going to give him one anyways Dylan Brooks keep doing you keep

Being you never change never change and to all my NBA Brothers know that I’m rooting for you and I truly mean this if I were to do my own resolution and often times resolutions are not an actionable item they’re often times just something that we hope and wish and pray for my hope

And wish and prayer is that you all make all your shots and you all stay healthy I mean that

JJ Redick gives out 2024 New Years Resolutions for NBA players and teams including to Dillon Brooks (Houston Rockets), NBA fans to appreciate Stephen Curry (Golden State Warriors), LeBron James (Los Angeles Lakers)and Kevin Durant (Phoenix Suns), advice to teams like the Oklahoma City Thunder and advice to players like Jayson Tatum (Boston Celtics), Jordan Poole (Washington Wizards) and Victor Wembanyama (San Antonio Spurs).

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