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Im having a PTSD flashback moment, everyone here can have it with me :)



rage incoming:
FUCK this game and this entire series, if KD hadnt had his fucking BIG TOE ON THE LINE we wouldve SWEPT the playoff damned atlanta hawks and best the suns in 5 cause CP3 isnt guarding KYRIE and ayton isn’t guarding KEVIN FUCKING DURANT and booker couldnt guard JAMES FUCKING HARDER. ive waited MY ENTIRE LIFEEEEEE to see a championship and i dont mean a god damned brooklyn nets championship no motherfucker i root for the YANKEES, JETS, NETS and the NOTRE DAMNED FIGHTING IRISH do you know how TORCHEROUS it is to see two of your teams be straight GARBAGE EVERY. FUCKING. YEAR and the other two to play GRRRRREAT all FUCKING season just to CHOKE AT THE END?!?!? i waited my WHOLE LIFE for brooklyn to have a good team AND WE HAD THREE GODS ON OUR TEAM just to blow it all up in ONE FUCKING YEAR for BEN FUCKING SIMMONS and now we sit here and talk about “oH wElL JaCqUe dOeSnT gIvE CaM eNoUgH mInUtEs” and “wE sHoUlD tRaDe fOr CuNnInGhAm wE hAvE eNoUgH pIcKs!!” DO YOU KNOW WHAT IVE FUCKING BEEN THROUGH BROOOO? WE HAD EVERYHTING FINALYLYYYYYY. I WAS 10 AND THIS TEAM TRADED EVERYTHING WE HAD FOR PAUL FUCKING PIERCE WHO WAS BASICALLY EXTINCT AND KEVIN FUCKING GARNETT WHO WAS JUST AS OLD JUST FOR US TO LOSE TO BRON AGAIN (love bron) AND NOW I WATCH TATUM AND BROWN WHO SHOULDA BEEN FUCKING OURSSSSSS WIN FOR THE WORST FUCKING TEAM IN SPORTS HISTORY OUTSIDE OF THE FUCKING RED SOX. and oh by the way i was born in 2003 so i was SIX FUCKING YEARS OLD WHEN THE YANKEES LAST WON i was playing with HOT WHEELS and LEGO SETS i didnt give a single FUCK and now i watch us lose half our starting lineup every season just to still be good and then lose in the playoffs to the FUCKING BITCH ASS CHEATING ASS GO FLY UP TO THE MOON AND DONT CAME BACK TO EARTH SHITBAG HOUSTON ASTROS EVERY SEASON.

ANDDDDD OHHHH BYYYY THEEEE WAYYYYYYYYY, I REALLLYYYY LOVEDDDDDDD WATCHING THE THREE FUCKING PLAYS OF THE NEW YORK JETS SEASON BEFORE OUR SAVIOR MAN BROKE APART AND I HAD TO WATCH ANOTHER LITERAL GOD-FORSAKEN SEASON OF ZACH FUCKING WILSON THROWING THE BALL LIKE A DAMN PENGUINNNN.

im so done bro i cant even do this anymore i hate it i hate it i hate it i love my teams but i fucking hate it i fucking hate it im dying inside.

by quuduu

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