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Let’s cook baby.



Let’s cook baby.

by HoagieTwoFace

19 Comments

  1. JazzPlusEagles

    Least obvious sixers fan. Seriously wtf is this lmao

  2. FERFreak731

    That food will be giving away salmonella. Collin average 21, 3, and 4 on good efficiency as a starter this season, the Jazz has stated they’d want 5 firsts for Lauri. Collin is probably worth minimum 2 firsts. Jazz don’t need Hunter as he’s overpaid, Griffin has said crazy stuff don’t want him on the Jazz. Korkmaz has no value, Jazz don’t need Springer.

    Only way Sixers get Lauri is if they trade Maxey because the firsts they have are garbage (one is a worse of three first), and the only way the Hawks get Collin (why would they need him anyway) is if they traded 2 firsts for him

  3. MeLlamo_Mayor927

    Right because we would definitely give up our best player for your trash. GTFO here lmao.

  4. ReasonableOkra5930

    Not sure I see this from the Jazz perspective. I’m not certain Hunter has much trade value anymore (he’s getting old!) and obviously Furkan & House don’t. I still believe in Griffin’s potential and like Springer quite a bit but it just doesn’t seem enough for Lauri & Collin.

    I don’t totally hate it for the Hawks, since like I said idk if Hunter has much value and Dejounte hasn’t been as good, so I think you can do worse than Sexton and Melton, but I think they can get more for DjM, Hunter, Bogdan, and Griffin, really. Also don’t see why the most valuable piece they get back would be another small guard.

  5. coolguysteve21

    Bro said let’s cook and threw the meat in the freezer.

    Seriously what is this?

  6. ohbewise

    Jazz lose- Collin Sexton and Lauri Markkanen

    Jaz gain – Who?, Who?, Who?, Who? Who?, and some picks.

  7. IntelligentEye2758

    I don’t know how, but you burned the water.

  8. brosephsmith21

    You really woke up today and chose stupid?

  9. ChaseBank5

    Might be one of the worst trade proposals I’ve ever seen.

  10. austinc668

    What the hell did you think you were cooking here?

    One of the worst trade proposals of the year?

  11. Silent-Frame1452

    Only looking at the Sixers part and already thinking “they don’t have enough for that”. Gonna be fun.

  12. tenisplenty

    Jazz ain’t trading Markannen and Sexton for 2 late firsts and some change.

    Every team in the league wants Lauri including the jazz. If Lauri was for sale (which he is not) the jazz could get a way better deal than that.

  13. robograndpa

    I like that 2028 clippers pick and AJ Griffin, but the rest of this leaves me pretty flaccid

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