the detroit pistons are ruining my life

the detroit pistons are ruining my life

And the Washington Wizards are finalizing a deal to trade Marvin Bagley Isaiah livers and two second round picks for forwards Danilo galinari and Mike muscala thanks W thanks for waking me up with that [ __ ] thanks I have never been a off-the-cuff trade reaction guy because historically I just have nothing

Interesting to say my takes are usually wrong and I usually end up having the wrong opinion this one’s not uh hard to have a wrong opinion on you want to know why I think it’s embarrassing there are moves there are dominoes that have yet to fall I understand that in the grand

Scheme of things this is the long game right what the Pistons just did is essentially a salary dump they got off Marvin bagley’s contract for two expiring on guys that weren’t making any money because what Detroit’s plan is is to go after guys in free agency like

Ogan and Obi and Miles Bridges right whatever that’s their plan they want to attack guys in free agency it hasn’t worked for Detroit in the past it doesn’t work for small Market teams free agency I’d argue isn’t even how these teams are building their rosters uh in

In 2024 that’s just not really the Avenue um I don’t know why Detroit is so hellbent on thinking that like well if we just pay somebody a ton of money they’ll come here I guess it did work for Monty Williams here’s why I’m upset the Detroit Pistons two years ago I

Should say Troy Weaver two years ago traded for Marvin Bagley great we were all on board with it most of us were because the idea was there’s an NBA player in here somewhere and we’re going to [ __ ] find him then Marvin Bagley gets paid by Detroit not a bad contract

At the time people were a little bit upset about it but as time has gone on more guys are getting paid it’s actually pretty favorable one okay um it works by the way Marvin Bagley becomes an NBA player if not this year then it was last

Year that it happened uh but we kind of are starting to see these moments of why the [ __ ] is Marvin Bagley getting healthy dnps in place of James wisman and Monty Williams goes oh yeah we just want to get a look at wisman for [ __ ]

What send him to the cruise he’s not an NBA player so Marvin Bagley is not playing in these games but James wisman is free to play like 40 [ __ ] minutes especially now right then we uh so two years ago we trade for Marvin Bagley all this [ __ ] happens and now we just give

Him away why am I upset about this Nick he’s a good player if he’s one of your only good players then that makes sense why you traded him because you wanted to get something for him I did want to get something for him we traded away two

Second round picks to get Marvin baggley and then we traded away two more second round picks to [ __ ] get rid of Marvin Bagley and oh we did all of that for uh let me check my [ __ ] notes again two more power forwards I know Troy Weaver has done

This thing in the past where he’s like people make like to make jokes about me liking centers and power forwards it’s not a joke I [ __ ] love them this isn’t funny this isn’t cute this is my life this is my [ __ ] basketball team you’re a little fetish or whatever the

[ __ ] this is you [ __ ] freak this isn’t funny the Pistons stink and I have to wake up to [ __ ] like this Isaiah LS is gone the Witch Is Dead oh no like awesome guy awesome guy awesome dude I would never say anything mean to his face but he’s not a good basketball

Player have fun with him Wizards what the [ __ ] why are these two teams making trades to begin with why are these the two teams of any of the teams in the NBA the Pistons and the Wizards are making a trade oh hey what do you guys got over

The Pistons could have looked at literally anybody in the NBA and they looked at the [ __ ] Washington Wizards and they were like you guys got some [ __ ] that we might want huh huh I guess it a salary dump sure maybe have fun [ __ ] fleecing Troy Weaver I guess

Other GMS in the NBA I don’t know maybe they’re gonna and here’s the thing and this is why I’m reluctant to even make this video to begin with is because there’s a chance that the Pistons do something out today I don’t know within the next few weeks that just makes all

Of this look like oh they were really playing like 3D chess I really doubt that that’s going to happen though because there hasn’t exactly Been A Moment Like This is a GM who’s operating with a gun to his head by the way he’s got a cyanide pill packed in like it’s a

[ __ ] Zin is what Troy Weaver is doing right now so from now until the end of the year literally anything that he does is under such a microscope because any deal could be the final blow uh for Troy Weaver as the general manager it doesn’t really seem like I don’t

Know I don’t understand the pick situation I still still don’t get it can’t trade a future first round pick because we owe one to the Knicks and until that conveys we’re [ __ ] out of luck and we can’t do anything how are we supposed to get anybody well management

Is going to tell you that they’re going to do it through virtue of free agency like we talked about at the beginning oh okay cool so what if that doesn’t work what if that doesn’t work what if OG’s like damn the Knicks like I’m winning a lot of games with the Knicks

This is actually really fun our offense looks sick nobody can stop me nobody can stop Jaylen Brunson why would I leave Detroit’s like um we have Monty Williams and cut to Monty Williams over in the corner like drinking a [ __ ] Capri Sun like kicking his feet in the air doing

Whatever the [ __ ] Monty Williams does during these practices during these games off topic how about Monty Williams being like this Jay Ivy kid isn’t too bad like somebody should give him more minutes it’s you [ __ ] that should be giving him more minutes it’s you we’ve been trying to tell you all

Year you’ve been the coach all year and you’re figuring out that Jaden Ivy’s on your roster huh he didn’t even know that [ __ ] baggley was on the team because they kept playing James wisman when baggley was actually you give him the ball while he’s moving Marvin Bagley is

Giving you 30 a game I swear to God Wizards fans [ __ ] watch give Marvin Bagley the ball while he’s moving and he is going to do some Voodoo [ __ ] to the other team this stinks this stinks we got two guys I like galinari here’s something don’t know if this is worth

Pointing out pretty sure that galar’s agent is arum’s son huh huh if I’m wrong I’ll correct it on the screen I don’t think I’m wrong though is there anything there is it like should that actually make us mad no I don’t think so it’s not like we’re

Going to pay galinari so it’s not like there’s actually some nepotism going on here I don’t think so I think it’s just a coincidence galinari is like a good body can make shots um really long Defender too I I kind of like ginari but not like this but not like this I don’t

Like galinari with all due respect Pistons made a trade in the long list of Trades that I’m assuming are yet to come and I hated the first one is the bottom line Marvin baggley is a Washington Wizard I am upset and the Pistons are not going to be fine

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