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Look who is Ballin with the kids, Ageing like a Bordeaux 🍷. Le Duc of the Coffee Gang himself.



Look who is Ballin with the kids, Ageing like a Bordeaux 🍷. Le Duc of the Coffee Gang himself.



by Sweg_Coyote

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  1. The Big Croissant is back ready with a post-practice cappuccino

  2. Sweg_Coyote

    Non connoisseurs will say that Boris is overweight, those who saw him, knows that this is what peak human being looks like.

  3. BOBO!

    What a dream for the current roster.

    New facility, Pop, Manu, TD, TR9 and Bobo dropping in and out.

    Wonder if LMA comes in too? He could give some great advice to Wemby.

  4. My gf who isn’t a Spurs (or basketball fan) started watching this year. Now she’s a die-hard Spurs fan because I made her watch the Beautiful game and Diaw highlights lol.

  5. Infinite-Material-97

    Diaw can give us 5-10 mins off the bench

  6. 789Trillion

    Damn, even hit us with the classic Bobo spin and finish.

  7. *”I love to watch Boris Diaw play. It’s an honor and privilege to be his friend, to be his fan, and I’m just thrilled that he’s on the Spurs because that’s the perfect team for him. And with the perfect coach perfect culture. Boris Diaw he does remind me of the great pianists and the Age of the Romantics because he’s beautiful. And his game flows like Liszt on the piano, and when need be, he’s able to come up with a little bit of the crashing thunder.” -* Bill Walton, on the majesty of Boris Diaw

  8. NGL Diaw can body Embiid, Drummond, Giannis et al.

    He will probably still have the footwork to dance circles around ’em too.

    Diaw’s ‘non performance’ bonuses ’14-’15 season:

    Diaw’s deal features $500,000 in annual performance bonuses in the form of a weight clause. Each season, he gets:

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    • $150,000 for weighing less than or equal to 254 pounds on Oct. 25

    • $150,000 for weighing less than or equal to 254 pounds on the first Tuesday after the All-Star Game

    • $200,000 for weighing less than or equal to 254 pounds on April 1

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    Edit: more quotes lol:

    📷[**Chris Mannix**](https://twitter.com/SIChrisMannix)[@SIChrisMannix](https://twitter.com/SIChrisMannix)Pop on Boris Diaw: “Boris is having pina coladas. We have a pool where you guess his weight. You have to start at 275.”

  9. CRoseCrizzle

    That’s awesome to see lol. Boris passing to Wemby would have been insane.

  10. Y2K_Bug_99

    daaaamn thats a retired bobo schooling mamu

  11. acciopizza_

    I still maintain he’s the sexiest Spur of all time.

  12. seceipseseer

    I was about to ask if that was malaki, but then I saw the brick and knew it was him.

  13. Sasquatch_Squad

    *hits sick reverse layup after several years out of the league* “That was not difficult” 

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