A Brutal Analysis of LeBron and the Lakers VS. The Rockets: Part 1

A Brutal Analysis of LeBron and the Lakers VS. The Rockets: Part 1

I know I did some comic relief episodes on LeBron’s most recent near-death experience and I’ll get to that in the second half now let’s look at the first half of the Rockets Lakers the other night keep your eye on Lebron in the upper left corner demonstrating that’s not my problem

Defense LeBron James is the poster child for someone who says not my problem that’s your Problem V someone who takes a crap on the very word team in a team sport and no I’m not reusing a clip this has already happened twice in 2 minutes of play Hey Legends of winning remember what you said about DLo yeah he sucks I’d hate to have DLo on my

Team look at the rule here Lakers box out so LeBron can get the rebound on this next one look at the bottom right of your screen the most tiring thing LeBron does for the next minute is blow on his hands how how do you need to sit

Out games how do you even need timeouts this guy’s on court load management I mean it’s relaxing I’m ready to go to sleep watching him you wonder why he doesn’t get offensive rebounds he’s already gone he’s already gone bye and here we go with something people don’t talk about enough LeBron’s

New bread and butter hanging back getting across half court late waiting for the already non-existent NBA defense to spread even wider to get an uncontested layup that’s great basketball that’s Entertainment thank you so much Adam Silver someone needs to look into the side effects of performance-enhancing drugs related to

Excess of sweating this guy looks like a bucket was dumped on him and he hasn’t even done anything oh sen just made LeBron look like an ass DLo sucks DLo sucks Dow don’t you dare get that rebound he just box out the other team so LeBron can get it oh LeBron’s Vision

His passing his IQ his ability to watch his own pass get deflected look at the ref having to expl himself to LeBron already hey LeBron watch DLo that’s how you make a free throw I wonder how many people caught this very few I imagine LeBron sees the

Offensive player getting ready to make a cut and runs in and cuts off the running Lane that’s a blocking foul that’s illegal LeBron sees it coming and intentionally creates that contact and it goes against the other team that’s crazy there’s no play on the ball here

The guy doesn’t even have the ball he just goes and runs and hits somebody who’s trying to cut through the lane and the really sad thing is he would never do that against someone his own size look at LeBron his hands already going up instinctively it’s just like muscle

Memory for him he starts complaining immediately the refs helped you out LeBron what are you complaining about I’m sorry I got to spend a little more time on this cuz I’m sure there are people saying oh no it’s not a foul look at the offensive player he’s just trying

To move without the ball LeBron sees this happening and intentionally goes looking for the contact the offensive player is just trying to get through there and yet the foul goes against him all right on this one again I’m not trying to defend Dylan Brooks but look at the arms of both

Players they’re both making contact and the little shove that Brooks gives here happens every single time underneath the hoop by every player I couldn’t even tell you what’s legal down there or not anymore because the ref are so inconsistent but I can tell you what isn’t legal is this shove by vanderbild

Afterward which has nothing to do with the rebound it’s stupid and then he doesn’t even stop there you know the refs cut you a little bit of slack letting you get away with that one and then you do that that’s just dumb oh here we go with

LeBron no skill fullback style offense where his body is almost perpendicular as he hits the defensive player just poetry in motion there LeBron poetry in motion I was a little astounded by how many times LeBron chose not to take Dylan Brooks one-on-one maybe passing is the

Right call here maybe it’s not all I know is that Michael Jordan would have been punishing Dylan Brooks all night this guy right here is getting ready to put more energy into acting disgusted with his teammates than in just helping his teammate in the first place DLo sucks get LeBron some help

Keep your eye on the ball all the way to the rim LeBron oh he missed I thought LeBron got murdered there this one really puts the other plays that LeBron didn’t help on into perspective so look at his hands at the end of the play it’s like he’s blaming ad on this

Even though ad makes a great effort there and was guarding someone else look at LeBron what the hell man what the hell there is his here there it is again his hand now what was LeBron doing here besides playing illegal defense and living in the paint you got one job and

That’s to stop the cutter Anthony Davis is covering a skilled big man and then has to also help you and you have the nerve after you fail to raise your palms up this is just terrible disgusting officiating and a terrible disgusting excuse for an offensive player with no bag trying to

Play basketball this is what happens when you always charge and try to hit the opponent and then there’s no opponent there for you to hit and he gets to go to the free throw line LeBron actually falls down to the right he’s so out of control which has nothing to do with

Senon he’s just a clump Raging Bull the direction he fell doesn’t even have anything to do with the defensive player and he can’t convert on something he didn’t deserve anyway what is LeBron doing here is he like half complaining half playing defense look at his hands

Oh and his mouth is going he’s jawing at the rift the whole time here’s a terrible pass from DLo and an even worse shot by Prince get LeBron some help look at Reeves he’s tired of LeBron’s slow offense he gets to the free throw line here but uh Hey Legends

Of winning he can’t create his own shot can he uh Lebron this is how you make a freeth throw LeBron was three for eight three for eight how do you shoot 37% that’s not your body breaking down that’s your mind breaking down look at Anthony Davis run the

Floor now look at LeBron getting away with more illegal contact now did this player sell it I’m not sure I’ve never been hit by a 250 pound elbow fueled by steroids what I can tell you is that what LeBron did is illegal either way to

Set a screen your body has to be fully in front of the other player you cannot extend a portion of your body out beyond your torso as LeBron does here he basically just throws an elbow into the guy going by and by the way this isn’t even an offensive player setting a

Screen for his fellow player this is LeBron on defense just chucking people as they go by there’s a referee right in front of that and down in the corner by the way that must be who LeBron was drawing at don’t you even think about blowing the whistle I’ll have you fired there’s

So much to be said about this play here that a lot of people might not think twice about look at this I mean the strategy by the Rockets is let LeBron have his layups let the old man have his layups let’s just not get the team foul trouble we can live

With it that’s what he does that’s just what it’s like playing in the NBA right now we’re going to win and we’re going to win even if we give LeBron his layups my God if that doesn’t tell you everything and you Fanboys cheer for this this is what the Lakers losing

Looks like yes you’re boy LeBron is scoring and this is what the Lakers losing looks like it’s all also what the death of the NBA looks like and you guys are cheering for it this is clearly out on Christie and LeBron had the nerve to complain about it from the other side of

The Court nice to have ad who can do this you know who can’t do that Looney sh this is just lazy defense probably should have had that pass didn’t move his feet decided to reach look look where he’s making impact on Brooks and look where the ball is Jesus

Let’s call that a flagrant is that a play on the ball I’m just kidding but I mean good God the NBA in 2024 you never know anyway old bald and sweaty gets to take another break D five of seven sucks get LeBron some help maybe if the rest of the Lakers

Would put in the effort that LeBron does what is LeBron doing here is he complaining that he committed a lane violation that didn’t get called or his hands just keep going up like that like he can’t stop it is that six- foot Van Vleet that he can’t score on my God I

Know I know he’s old and shitty this is the box out of the Year by four Lakers it’s not just LeBron look these lazy bastards if coaches could make them run laps for behaving this way we might not see such lazy basketball maybe they’d actually get in shape for sakes it’s Dylan

Brooks score on him already you good thing you have Anthony Davis here we go let’s get LeBron James some more uncontested layup points nice what the f is this Perpetual complainer Perpetual uncalled technical complaining about now there we go that’s the vision of inspiration right there that’ll get your team

Going send him to the retirement home this is what this guy looks like on Peds I’m stopping here for a few reasons 15 minutes is about as long as viewers will watch a video secondly I I mean good God I have too much material in one half and this is

When the guys had a night off and that was the first half we all though it gets worse in the second half I mean I feel like we need a mercy kill here or shall I do the second half

A breakdown in 2 parts of the Lakers / Rockets game from January 29th 2024 by Angry Old Hoops.