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ANOTHER TRADE FOR THE DETROIT PISTONS!



ANOTHER TRADE FOR THE DETROIT PISTONS!

Yo welcome back everybody yo man Everybody Everybody Get Up Get start dancing Everybody man okay I don’t give for some chat out there bro I’m going to dance man that’s not cool for the games bro no everybody get up and dance man come on everybody baby shake shake

Shake we’re making some things happen in the TR man I’m happy let’s check it out man oh o o voice crack man okay um guys the Pistons made another trade this is not Simone uh fedo give me some time this is a different trade with the t-wolves what’s up t-wolves

The Detroit Pistons have traded away Monte Morris you know Monte um I don’t really got no connection to you man you play a few games for us you were injured um you I liked you when you on Denver a lot so when you came to the Pistons I was pretty happy but it’s

Fine Pistons receive shake and bake Milton you guys don’t understand man the amount of ladies that I have rised with some shake and baked chicken tenders bro shake and baked chicken are off the charts man it’s off the charts cuz it’s zero do the number doesn’t

Exist but I do make some good shake and baked pork chops it’s one of my favorite foods man some mashed potatoes that might be dinner tonight that might be dinner tonight man and we also get uh what’s going on guys it’s Troy Brown here um Troy Brown I’m pretty sure he’s

Been on the Pistons before and we get another second round draft pick okay so we’ll check out some stats here in a minute my first initial thoughts on this trade is that Monte Morris I think is going to be a really solid backup point guard for that Timberwolves team

Man I think that’s a position that they kind of needed ah do they still have that mclin guy yeah I don’t know man but yeah so him uh I I think it’s a really good move and then from the Pistons standpoint we got a second round

Pick I don’t really see how Shake Milton fits into the equation I do like him I liked him since the Sixers days man but I don’t know how he fits all right let’s check some things out here guys we got to do some uh we got to do some analysis

And by the way if you are watching this video you didn’t know yet I’m live streaming on February 8th from 12:00 p.m. to 4m for the NBA trade deadline uh so maybe let’s take a look at uh well let’s take a look at Monte first where the Pistons at yep down

Here all righty guys um so yeah I didn’t really well I guess there was a second round pick in the other video there was no other player for the other team traded but yeah M’s not really done much this season man he played a little bit

But yeah six games four points who’s he passing to beef stew you know what I’m saying it’s like them is going to go up don’t worry man passing to Antman 18% from three call that the kilan Haz effect he’ll be fine he’ll be ready to go he’s he’s only 28 also man um

Historically a good player yeah enjoy enjoy Monte Morris and uh best of luck man man never once called you that do people call him that man man sound like uh the two and a half man theme song man man man man ah big game Tay bro you ain’t Tay Sean count Count

Of Monte assist count wait what the what is this like a Count of Monte assist too Count of Monte AYSO Count of Monte AYSO I’m trying to say in Italian aent we got a lot of Italian players coming to the Pistons that’s because you know I’ve kind of come to the conclusion that

We got the better Pizza bro you know what I’m saying man pizza originated in Italy and you got all these Italian players bro they they they they they sense that Detroit style man just my thoughts um okay so let’s maybe check out some of the other players also t w

I heard they don’t like being called they they like being called Timberwolves the Timberwolves man all right what do the Timberwolves have oh Weir all that but yeah who is their backup point guard um oh they still got that Jordan guy 30 Games Shake’s been playing too man all

Right Shake let’s get the no shake Malik benjam oh his name is Malik bro where does the okay wait wait wait wait wa wait Malik Ben Benjamin Milton bro I’m calling you Malik man why why does it say shake that’s a that’s a crazy nickname though man like if your if your first

Name becomes your nickname that’s crazy protein shake position shooting guard shoot to right are we 65 damn I know had height I thought he was like 6’3 maybe 6’1 wow 65 that’s a pretty good height birthday September 26 I’m older um age 27 he’s from Oklahoma College CMU okay I

SMU what’s he be doing as of late as of late all right he’s like a good version of Kean Hayes okay cool cool cool oh on the season here man oh he won six man of the year did he I don’t remember remember that did Shake Milton win Sixth Man of

The Year there’s no way in hell that happened that’s got to be that’s got to be a damn lie Sixth Man of the Year oh wait tied for 12th we’re putting that on stat sheets now okay tied for 12th ver Sixth Man of the Year okay well

I got it second to last play I saw I don’t know something in a l i don’t even know bro there ain’t no joke there man I tried I failed sh big four cups man um 4.7 Point bro he hasn’t really done nothing since tying for

12th that’s why you can’t even make note of that bro because the man’s like tied for 12th I’m on you know basketball reference I don’t really got to try anymore man oh he’s kind of sucks 26% from three 37% last year and I think he’s kind of

Trash I don’t know if I like you I don’t know he’s give him a chance we’ll give him a chance okay and then we also got uh troyan I do remember him being on the Pistons for a bit what was he never on the Pistons who am I thinking

Of I could have swore Troy Brown Jr was at on the Pistons at some point in his NBA career man huh well combo bomb too we got a second round pick I don’t know they say anything else oh here we go here we go here we go here we go he

Was are send a 2030 I won’t be damn uh balding by then Man by then I don’t know I’m underwhelmed we get the worst recck in the NBA bro we could damn shake this better not be it there’s got to be other moves it’s weird I feel I sense something bigger

Man this might not be the last video tonight stay tuned

45 Comments

  1. Wikipedia said this is why his name is Shake: “His nickname, "Shake", is derived from his father's nickname of "Milk". He is also nicknamed "Sniper Shake".”

  2. So we basically received two crusts off a very stale piece of bread, bread thats been long forgotten about in the pantry for a few weeks..

  3. As a Twolves fan shake milton sucked this year for us but Troy Browns been a beast finchy j wasn’t playing him for some reason

  4. I remember Troy Brown Jr with the lakers last season he was solid as a 3 and D wing. Good deal for Morris that’s a A in my book. Burks and Bojan will be gone next.

  5. Dont worry Krispy. Im at the same point right now. Weeks ago i was roleplaying not being a Pistons fan.. but i cant take this shit. WE FUCKING SUCK.

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