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Jimmy Butler Is Back Back As the Miami Heat Handle Spurs



Jimmy Butler Is Back Back As the Miami Heat Handle Spurs

Jim VP Jim VP Jim VP Jim VP Jim VP Jim VP Jim VP J VP let’s go he is back back hey when you’re right you’re right hey when I told you he was back back and I know everybody wanted to hold the r back on it but I’m sorry to

Tell you me me Jim VP wild heat coyote is back all the way baby and so is Jimmy Butler because that I mean look all we got to do this formula is very simple Marco go yeah we just got to find someone to piss him off each night that’s right that’s all we

Got to do with dwade it was make him bleed with Jimmy Butler just piss him off off and these officials last night I mean just letting the Spurs do whatever they want I think they felt bad for him you know and so you know they’re letting them hack Jimmy Butler and hit Jimmy

Butler and then all a sudden he goes just seeing red and he points at every single one of them s he points the bum guns bum bum bum wow bum wow bum and then he just goes into triple double mode dude because he didn’t flirt with the triple double last night Jimmy

Butler did not flirt with the triple double last night he did not slide into the DMS of a triple double last night he made sweet love to a triple double last night all right he was romantic and tender with a triple double last night that’s what Jimmy Butler did with a

Triple double last night and sorry Victor wanyama yeah Victor weeman see you later dude although he’s good he’s good freak of nature that guy’s tall really good he is tall see it in person huh grew up uh watching I was not boots on the ground

Last night dead to me I was not boots on the ground last night I was not boots on the ground Leroy that’s why Leroy’s hung over well yeah I know but I told Leroy I said hey let can I just do my gy VP thing here because I know you’re going

To hone it all in you’re gonna R me in you’re gonna say you know just a Spur yeah even though you know they’re four in one since Kendrick Perkin said that the heat owed it to Jimmy Butler to get him off the Miami Heat thank you for

That um but the bums won’t talk about last night the bums won’t talk about it that’s that that’s that’s that’s what we know we know the bums won’t talk about it so you know beautiful thing to see and the thing is everybody just seems to be settling in perfectly SPO did a little

Tinkering he goes and he tweaks the rotation just as he needs to and he’s got a new little uh he’s got a new little substitution pattern everybody’s got their time to go out there and spread their a little bit okay you spread your feathers you feel like

Yourself bam out of Bio gets the going right away gets the tone going right away Tyler hero I mean this guy was amazing yesterday Tyler did you see that three that he hit over Victor wanyama did you see the three that he hit over Victor Wenyama and then you heard nothing because it was nothing but net dude beautiful shot by Boy Wonder and the float Mingo oh wow it was on point yesterday I I saw it catching traction I saw someone else using it it may or may not have been on the X last night a

Couple times that’s not my burner that’s not my burner account no it’s not Drew star that’s not my burner it’s not Drew star that’s not my burner account it’s not it really isn’t and so oh hello Jennifer hello I wanted to let you keep on ranting man what did you think about

Last night though Jim JP J VP J VP VP boom man where’s Leroy he’s yelling at a pool guy I think something like missing out on this champ he well you know he wouldn’t chant probably best probably best it’s probably for the best you know

Let us get out of the get out of the way and uh you know but the thing is the thing is last night everybody got their chance to flourish and that’s the thing that I really loved about it but the thing that you have to love about Jimmy

Is he knows it’s time he knows when that season comes and it’s time to tune things up and you just you know it was it was really cute to let the Eastern Conference go play for a little bit but as SPO said success is a liar and a liar

Everybody I want to let you know you’ve been lied to and the truth will be exposed come Super Bowl Sunday and I’m not talking about Brock pie and Patrick Mahomes I’m talking about when those bum ass Celtics roll into town and their truth gets exposed which is you’re still

Just a little brother that’s all you are and that’s all you’ll ever be when it was time for the intangibles those were your days but now your freakish little true shooting percentage where you guys hit a gazillion threes that’s all over now because the Miami Heat are whole

Again and they are coming to wreck you and your stupid conference but continue to you know talk about Tatum Jaylen Brown who Jaylen Brown think about Jaylen Brown dude this guy so insecure he needs some love because all anybody ever talks about is Jason Tatum yeah and

So what does he do he enters a dunk contest with a rookie and G Leaguers because please somebody give me attention I’m Jaylen Brown please and he’s not gonna win he’s not gonna win that’s H award dude absolutely that’s High’s award might as well just give it

To him right now might as well you really might as well everybody you you you Boston fans can can relate to this it’s like when Larry Bird walked in y Jaylen Brown’s at best playing for second place yeah but Jaylen Brown needing that kind of attention he’s not

All star don’t do this but that’s what what do you expect with a guy who who can’t dribble with one of his hands can’t go in One Direction okay the dude’s like a roving vacuum all right continues to hit the corner and then just completely short circuits God I

Hate those I have one of those I call it Wall-E and it pisses me off sorry you you struck a nerve with that amazing what a night what a night indeed what a night indeed definitely though he’s not getting second M mclung for sure getting second oh yeah

That’s what he does see him fly through the air it’s amazing if I uh didn’t get distracted by ha’s amazing hair then maybe I would have gone with m m you guys notice how hae’s back too last night you know we took that fourth quarter and and we did a little uh you

Know it was it was a little massage therapy you know Jimmy Butler after he had made sweet love to a triple double you know he decided hey Hae get over here dude let me throw some some lilac oils on you and you just sit down you

Relax baby you relax and you just you just get those buckets in the place that you want to and now all this that is what a great leader does with Jimmy Butler which is why I’ve always said it’s his team and this is when it’s

Going to learn that the next era will be High’s team but all of the sudden we realized that Jimmy Butler decid hey hey hey sh little Hae come here goes where am I going Jimmy where am I going right under my wing Rook right under my wing just yeah and then

And all of a sudden he sets him up for some nice buckets nice and easy and now who’s out of a slump who’s out of a slump Hae dude yeah 10 points yesterday you know was not like it was but that’s what it was for dude he didn’t need him

To go but they made sure they made it they they made it a point Marcos yeah let’s get Hae going and now baby steps along the way and haime is going to be all ready because I’m telling you right now Boston doesn’t know what’s coming for him on Sunday right look I know

Leroy is not here but I still don’t feel comfortable letting you off the hook by simply just ignoring like you didn’t say that this was hae’s team already like you said that this was his team already I I think I’ve said during the seven game losing streak all things are on the

Table and and that no judgment was bared over a seven game losing streak because it haven’t happened in 16 years so I mean if you’re going to hold things against me at my lowest moment then you’re just a bad friend that’s fair now he wants to make you feel bad bad friend

I don’t know what gaslighting means but I think you just did I think that’s what it was I think you just did it right now well those are our headlines the Miami heater awesome that’s it headlines brought to you by the new pal metal for truck Super

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3 Comments

  1. I just want you guys to know, i was jumping up and down like a fool chanting JIMVP with you guys everytime! Lmao

  2. Still feels weird to see Jimmy play at the start of the 4th. I get these rotations tho, Jimmy plays with the 2nd unit.

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