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[Post Game Thread] The Portland Trail Blazers (15-41) fall to The Charlotte Hornets (15-42) 80-93



[Post Game Thread] The Portland Trail Blazers (15-41) fall to The Charlotte Hornets (15-42) 80-93

by Kazekid

38 Comments

  1. Hornets really thought the could just march into here, play bad basketball, and get out with a L. Blazers said “hell no” and put on one of the worst three-point shooting performances in the modern era to secure the tanking victory

  2. crab90000

    Blazers were their own worst enemy tonight

    Bari, Camara, and Murray, I don’t care at all about how they progress their game this off-season until they improve their 3 points shots. Seeing these guys constantly fake open 3s to attempted a highly contested drive kills me everytime

  3. Arr0wmanc3r

    That was technically a game of basketball!

  4. joeblowssnow

    Ants line is *bad* – didn’t just shoot poorly but 0 assists and 4 turnovers.

  5. TubbzMcGee

    It was actually kind of fun watching history almost be made.

    Blazers are officially 0.5 games out of the 4th lottery spot, good shit.

  6. TheOneDuddus

    The Chauncey postgame dap up with the opposing coach is always the chefs kiss on a demoralizing loss

  7. RipCityMaui

    Tanking SUCKS. Someone please save us, I cannot do this for X more years

  8. Zmoney743

    I can’t believe I watched that game lol. I’ve never seen a shooting performance like that, even from awful shooting teams. The rims must’ve been messed up or something because oh my god

  9. dukkha_dukkha_goose

    I’d say we’re ass but that’s disrespectful to ass

  10. Hot_Local_Boys_PDX

    Lost track of time and just sat down to watch some of the game. Turns out it was on at 6pm and is over now. 80 points on 9.4% from three?!

    I ain’t mad at how my viewing experience went tn ;D

  11. Now only half a game back of the Hornets for 4th best lottery odds! Woo-hoo! *does 20 tankathon sims*

  12. I said this in the game thread but it makes me miserable thinking about how far away this team is from playing in a meaningful basketball game. This is not getting turned around in 2 years.  

  13. Piano9717

    Here are my thoughts on today’s game:

    Just kidding!

    Instead of watching the game, I sold a bunch of old junk on facebook marketplace instead. Looks like that was the right decision…

  14. TheRipCity

    I wonder who else has home losses to Charlotte, Detroit, San Antonio and Washington

  15. peakchungus

    Can we fire Chungus Billups yet? The offense sucks and the defense isn’t great either.

  16. hella_strafe

    thybulle and camara combining for a grand total of 0 points…!

  17. BehavioralSink

    I would like to personally apologize to the poor souls that purchased my tickets to tonight’s game, but I’m not giving you your money back. 🤣 😭 

  18. LegitimatePotato3632

    Getting 0 assists from your starting point guard in 35 minutes is rough. Not to mention the 4-21 from the field m, 4 turnovers and being the worst defender in the league.

  19. Hot_Local_Boys_PDX

    Blazers might fuck around and finish with the worst point differential in the entire league. “Impressive”. I didn’t think the season would get this bad, but injuries are a MF no doubt.

  20. _username_checksout

    Team really stayed out of foul trouble tonight, very good discipline.

  21. TheRipCity

    I checked the game thread three times tonight instead of watching that “basketball game” and I still feel like I wasted my time.

  22. Positives from today:

    DA was a fucking beast

    Thats about it.

  23. DankTriangle

    Massive tank implications tonight and Chauncey showed out with the tanking masterclass!

  24. nerdgeekdorksports

    Great loss. Giving Charlotte a chance to pass us in the standings is fantastic news.

    Sliding into the top 3 worst records can be done, and that’s when our ping pong odds go up even more.

  25. NachoMuncher420

    Pretty glad I skipped this game! Man, they’re hard to watch without Scoot and Sharpe.

    Also what’s up with Ant this season? I got blasted to hell a while back for saying he’s not a number one quality guy and not close. He’s pretty consistently proved that opinion correct. If you can’t be a solid number one on one of the worst teams in the league, you’re not going to be that on a good team.

  26. lizardsonmytoast

    Oh you think you’re good at losing?? Let’s see if you can figure out a way to lose to the fucking hornets.,

    Goated

  27. Rancesj1988

    Probably would have been a nice game for Ant to go out there and be assertive.

  28. That was definitely one of the NBA games of all time

  29. VintageRudy

    Chauncey better have us in the bottom-three for lottery otherwise we gotta fire this guy

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