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One guy makes $18.1 million and the other makes $1.8 million



Miami is like, but we have a more expensive Hauser at home honey— I promise you he’s better!



by a1mrbhelpuri

14 Comments

  1. AirJordan6124

    Dude just wait til someone offers Hauser 90M

  2. Straight_Elevator762

    Neither are worth anything close to $18 million 🤣

  3. SooooooMeta

    Wow is that an annoying laugh!

    Plus if we’re going off of just one game, both of them are better than Steph Curry so there’s that

  4. fellawhite

    Hauser would have made those numbers even more ridiculous if he hadn’t gotten hirt

  5. Eisenhorn76

    Hauser is actually a good defender and not a dirty “Heat Culture” player.

  6. toddkris18

    Nobody gives a shit about that dickwad Jimmy neutron! The other one is the beautiful sharpshooter Mr. Hauser 💪

  7. One plays defense the other plays questionable defense.

  8. AlternativeTea9268

    Somebody is throwing that bag at Hauser next offseason. Enjoy him while we have him

  9. jamestemple01

    Max strus was making 1 million in 2022 too just wait until his next contract

  10. Drummallumin

    Let’s enjoy Hauser while he’s still here the next two years

  11. DarthNutsack

    Is this the most points ever scored on strictly 3-pointers? Has anyone made more than 10 without attempting a 2 or FT?

  12. duncan robinson is literally the fastest player to hit 1000 career three point makes

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