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DA got his mattress



DA got his mattress

by redwheelbarrow_

10 Comments

  1. Airweldon

    wtf? Did he just go to Cabela’s in Tualatin after practice and get one? Does he not have a person who can approve and execute purchasing BEDS with his money?

  2. Tragic-tragedy

    DA needs a good mattress for his daily Hibernayton

  3. healthy_as_a_hearse

    Can someone explain how a guy who just signed a $130 million contract had to sleep on an air mattress for more than like, a night?

  4. TheGhostORandySavage

    Seems likely he special ordered a mattress and it took a while to make/get to him and didn’t want to buy a whole other mattress in the meantime. Why he wouldn’t have brought a mattress with him from Phoenix…that I don’t know.

  5. LegitimatePotato3632

    He’s such a dumbfuck. I love it.

  6. sean_buttcannon

    Are people just forgetting In here that he is in fact not a normal sized person?

  7. Bieberkinz

    There was always something with our last couple bigs, Nurk with Coffee, Whiteside with his trashcans, now we can have Ayton with his mattress

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