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[Vernon Maxwell] Good news my people, just got off the phone with Coach Ime and he told me if the Rockets get up by 20 in the second half vs Utah he is putting me in the game. Dream bring me a pair of Etonics I’m gonna show these boys how to shoot.



[Vernon Maxwell] Good news my people, just got off the phone with Coach Ime and he told me if the Rockets get up by 20 in the second half vs Utah he is putting me in the game. Dream bring me a pair of Etonics I’m gonna show these boys how to shoot.

by 3rdEyeDeuteranopia

7 Comments

  1. Total-Sector850

    I freaking love that man. He’s hilarious.

  2. CJ_is_h7m

    I love this man’s perpetual disdain for utah. Instead of ftj, we should just have an emoji of his face to represent the sentiment.

  3. So one of the rocket kingz is comin out.

    ![gif](giphy|JOY9DxcKbzH9n2SRVb)

  4. mparker888

    Rockets fan from New Jersey, idk how you guys feel about the Jazz but I will never forgive them for what they did to T-Mac & Yao. Fuck Deron Williams, fuck Carlos Boozer, fuck Mehmet cross eyed Okur, fuck Jerry Sloan and I kinda like Andrei Kirlenko but fuck him too

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