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Nah this dude is insane



Nah this dude is insane

by oat38

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  1. Similar_Reach_7288

    People should take that last point to heart and follow his example. It’s about to get 100x more toxic here, if that’s even possible.

  2. Royal_Negotiation_83

    Does anyone know, without looking it up, who the leader was for most assists in a half for this season before Lebron broke the record?

    Does anyone know who had the most assists in a half last year?

    No? It’s because it’s a stupid stat that no one cares about.

  3. nightyz0r

    And he droped another triple double on NOP to seal the regular season

  4. I was hoping he would break Scott Skiles’ record. He was on pace if a few of those turnovers were baskets.

    BTW Skiles has the record for most assists in one game at 30.

  5. bebopblues

    And he finished the season shooting better 3P% than Curry.

    LeBron 41%

    Curry 40.8%

  6. Astro880

    Boy oh boy where do I even begin. LeBron..Honey, my pookie bear, my sunshine I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch around the rim, and that gorgeous jumpshot. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire. You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the court, you’re a great husband and father, sometimes I even call you dad. I forever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first left Cleveland and it’s like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first ring in miami, because deep down, my glorious king deserved it. I just wanted you to return home. Then allas, you did, my sweet baby boy came home, and I rejoiced. 2015 was a hard year for us, baby, but in 2016, you made history happen. You came back from 3-1, and I couldn’t believe it. I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words,
    “CLEVELAND, THIS IS FOR YOU!” Not only have you changed the game of basketball and the world forever, but you’ve eternally changed my world. And now you’re getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, LeBron James. ☺️❤️🫶🏽 ☀️☀️

  7. tatang2015

    Dumb people say Jordan was goat off nba.

    Jordan can’t touch LeBron or Kareem.

  8. outsidehere

    And shot 73% around the rim and 41% from 3 this season. As Shannon Sharpe would say : 🐐👑

  9. duhveed23

    They barely made the 8th seed lmfao. Is this your king?? Idk when stats became the pinnacle of being great. I remember when winning was the way to show greatness. I miss that lol

  10. No-Consideration1162

    Its honestly unbelievable and more more than an nba achievement, this is something for mankind.

  11. Miserable-Lawyer-233

    Haters are in a corner with their eyes closed and hands over their ears, rocking back and forth, saying, “make it stop! make it stop!”

  12. Pitiful-Orange-1346

    I love the saying zero dark thirty and i see lebron mention that all the time, but does anyone know what it actually means lol

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