**Klay Thompson Accused in Bizarre Brick-Vandalism Spree**
In a bizarre turn of events, NBA star Klay Thompson has been accused of vandalizing multiple houses with bricks in Sacramento. Authorities are investigating the claims after several individuals reported their houses being damaged, with windows shattered by bricks. Klay Thompson has not yet issued a statement regarding the accusations. The incidents have left the community shaken, but no injuries were reported. The motive behind the alleged vandalism remains unclear.
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by bambam-in-vietnam
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This is funny but fuck X and fuck Elon
This smells like another 4chan’s shenanigan.
They spam with this text over and over:
>First off… I am ok.
>My house was vandalized by bricks 🧱
>After my hands stopped shaking, I managed to call the Sheriff…They were quick to respond🚨
>My window was gone and the police asked if I knew who did it👮♂️
>I said yes, it was Klay Thompson
Twitter’s AI (Grok) thought those are valid reports from the area, lmao.
> Klay Thompson has not yet issued a statement regarding the accusations
When will this man be accountable for his actions???
God I hate Elon/X, but shit is this funny
This is tremendous. It’s missing a “local resident used emergency light signal visible for miles to alert others of the spree”.
Hahahaha 🤣
Every brick begins with Klay.
Amidst the chaos, let’s not ignore the real issue: accountability. Whether it’s Klay or any public figure, we should demand clarity and honesty, not just memes and jokes. Though I swear, these internet gags are evolving faster than technology itself.
They broke the code.
AI must have trained on r/nba reddit post titles.
Dawg can we gaslight the internet ,4Chan style, into believing that Klay actually bricks houses as much as he bricks those damn shots.
It’s true, I was there. There was also a man choking and kicking people. Just saw it live sry.
R/nba offseason level shitposting, and they said AI isn’t coming for our jobs.
I stand in solidarity with the people of Sacramento after these heinous terrorist attacks.
Elon musk breaks Twitter more and more by the second.
That platform is basically a cesspool of decaying matter.
Klay was seen flashing his 4 rings as he exited the crime scene.
This is one of the funniest things I’ve ever read
Outjerked by AI
this is so lame. AI is so lame. X/Twitter has really gone down the shitter since Elon took over. just terrible programming and UI across the board
He vandalized my household last night with that shooting performance..
This is fucking hilarious 😂 it has left many residents shaken 😂😂
r/technicallythetruth
The alleged perpetrator flashed four fingers as he fled on a boat that reeked of marijuana, witnesses say
All of the “AI is here and it’s good” people repeat need to take a step back lol. Actually this is super funny so maybe it is doing its job lmao
On related news, Twitter’s AI language model Grok commits the first AI-on-human homicide recorded in history. We are still gathering details, but witnesses on site could be heard saying “That man had a family!!” just moments after the AI model viciously ripped into Mr. Thompson and divorced the NBA player’s soul from his body
he’ll most likely retire
Klay Thompson is just learning a new craft. Being a bricklayer is a solid job, average in California is 39 an hour.