I bought this painting at Home Goods in January of 2023. The Pels were in 3rd place. Since then we’ve experienced 2 nuclear meltdowns. Should I perform a ritualistic ceremony where I burn this painting? Can that save this godforsaken franchise?
by icecoldcoleman
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If sacrificed, it must be done with the power of the Sun. A Phoenix Sun would be ideal, but any sun will suffice. Get yourself a big magnifying glass and do it on the summer solstice, June 20th.
You have to get it signed by Chris Paul, Anthony Davis and Eric Gordon first. Then it must be burned at the secret beach, and the ashes tossed into the Mississippi river.
Nope, you just sigh a long sigh, get some rest, and look forward to another next year.
Shiiid I wouldn’t that’s a good painting lol. Just add it to the shrine and worship **harder**