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Michael Porter Jr brother, Jevon arrested under suspicion of DWI



https://krcgtv.com/news/local/jevon-porter-arrested-saturday-in-boone-county-for-dwi-speeding

by BustyRutthole

33 Comments

  1. the more bad shit that happens to MPJ’s family, the better he plays apparently. Triple double incoming Saturday

  2. sleeplessaddict

    Jesus fucking Christ bro what the fuck is going on in the Porter family

  3. rabbit_job

    Man, wtf is going on with the Porters. You would think that after seeing your big brother go away to prison you’d be a little more cautious about drinking and driving.

  4. StormSaniWater

    MPJ gotta be the parents favourite by far

  5. Affectionate-Foot474

    With Uber and Lyft I’ll never understand how this happens nowadays

  6. kushlash16

    This family man – what a fucking shit show

  7. fiveironfre5hy

    The Porters’ mom and dad in line for *Parents of the Year*

  8. NoCoFoCo31

    My man needs to distance himself from his brothers for his own good. His family fucking sucks. How do you go and get a DUI within 1.5 years of your brother killing someone while driving drunk.

  9. Ok_Image6174

    How many brothers does he have and why are they all terrible/ not great people???

    Poor dude can’t catch a break.

  10. pohovanathickvica

    Hope he doesn’t have any more brothers

  11. Green_Shock_1276

    His parents must be thanking god now that they chose the right kid to carry the name MPJ.

  12. suspicioushuskey

    Jfc, can MPJ be a better role model to his brothers?

  13. AltruisticEnd9

    You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.

  14. 877GoalNow

    Is this a different brother from the other two we’ve already heard about?

  15. brookeaat

    time for the sisters to come out of the woodworks and do some dumb shit now

  16. end_times-8

    Guys it’s fine his brother is a basketball star let him do whatever he wants

  17. TheFireStorm99

    How many Porter brothers are there? goddamn.

  18. Efficient-Zucchini46

    Is it just me noticing the weird way the parents named their kids; Jevon and Jontay. I am assuming it’s one of those made up names.

  19. romayyne

    I mean who hasn’t had a DWI? Or at least drove while high or buzzed. Its wrong sure, but I would think everybody has done it once

  20. Mpj gonna avg 30 to distract the world from the fact that he got the dumbest sibling of all time

  21. RegisterFit1252

    Hoooooly fucking shit what an idiot…. In these modern times? With Uber’s??? How the FUCK do you drink and drive???

  22. AnalogA19

    This is just fuel for MPJ. He’s getting Finals MVP

  23. OrangeFlavouredSalt

    Can I hate MPJs brothers for him? If I were him I’d be pissed, regardless of what I have going on in my professional life.

  24. mantistobogganmMD

    At least the Porter girls seem to have their shit together?

  25. pueblodude

    All the wannabe phycologists and religion haters come out to condemn as if their lives, families are perfect.

  26. Superbotto

    Mike needs to hook up his whole family to Uber. No excuse at all to driving while messed up.

  27. Key_Grape9344

    Porters are trash humans. END OF STORY

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