Perkins: “Tobias Harris, let him walk. I mean, damn. He asked them if they wanted something from Chick-fil-A before the game, the team told him yes and he came back with a bag full of napkins and straws. I mean he was just a no-show out there.”
by FultzShoulder
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Of course Perkins would think up a Chick-fil-A analogy
Lol
Perk sucks but this is an all-time analogy lmao
Tobias Harris eats his sandwich without sauces
It’s got to be the worst contract in the NBA for me. The GMs post Hinkie absolutely blew a perfect situation.
Budding star Embiid, Ben Simmons when he had value, two max slots, #3 pick in the draft and a whole host of role players like RoJo and Saric..
What a legend perk is hilarious
Carry on
Idc if you downvote me but perk’s analogies SLAP a lot. lol they make me chuckle and they’re usually on the mark in terms of the point that the analogy is supposed to make.
Lol
ok thats hilarious. im gonna start using that irl
This is arguably the greatest burn I have ever heard because it is so outlandishly specific and accurate yet not at all related but completely applicable.
They asked for chicken sandwich, egg chicken biscuit and strips, he came back with the grilled nuggets
Ultra-rare Perk W
If there’s anything keeping Perk from getting fired, it’s those damn analogies
Let perk cook lmfao
This is an insane diss
Never has a player statement been more accurate: “Tobias Harris over me?!”
The problem with a lot of y’all is you go to Perk for analysis and some of us come to him for shit like this
Peak Perk. 📣🔥
Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made A Great Point
gotta say perk is meant to be on air
Perk being Perk funny asl 😂
I didn’t even notice it was an analogy, I was heated dawg. I was like wtf dude, you can’t even get your boys some chicken? Tobias you bum
This might rank above “if you put Kyrie Irving’s brain in a bird, the bird would fly backwards.”
OVER ME?
Napkins and straws bruh. Thats really what he had to offer yesterday along with his 40 million a year contract.
I’m using this irl now
How do you even come up with that lmao
That was fucking COLD, Perk – DAMN!!
Perk made me laugh
Tobias is the human equivalent of trying to open a pre-cut hotdog bun and it rips the one end of the bun
Tobias Harris is the kind of dude to ask if you want Chick-Fil-A on a Sunday
Prolly the funniest shit I ever heard him say
lol I just laughed so hard at this. And the best part is that he’s right.
Napkins and straws OVER ME?!
new diss unlocked?
I mean, damn. He’s right lmao
Haters gone hate but I love big Perk. That’s an all time quote.
Tobias “Napkins and Straws” Harris