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[SB Nation] ‘Rudy Gobert missed NBA Playoffs game for child birth 9 months after joking he lost virginity’



Thought this was an Onion article at first lmao had to double take on who posted it

by ALBlackHole

32 Comments

  1. Rudy Gobert is Rudy Gobert’s child’s father.

  2. acekingoffsuit

    For some reason this reminds me of an old bit on BET ComicView. This one guy joked about AC Green being a virgin until marriage and how when he finally would get with someone he’d pop off for hours.

    Does anybody on Earth remember this?

  3. theuserpilkington

    How does this effect Anthony edwards legacy?

  4. trueredtwo

    The article hypothesizes that he made the joke because he had sex earlier, but what if the overwhelming excitement of making a 3 pointer led him to conceive a child shortly after?  

    edit: more than happy to block anyone who comments without adding anything besides negativity. It makes my experience on reddit better!

    Writing a comment that contributes nothing is like cutting in line. It’s not “sensitive” to point and call out the fact that it contributes nothing.

  5. CapivaraAE

    Looking foward to see Gobert playing with the father buff on friday.

  6. ppvremsleep

    I went out with a girl that was kinda instamodel said she did him and said it was the worst sex of her life.

  7. The_White_Lion1

    Scoot Henderson was born like 7 months after Kobe got freaky in Colorado. Premature baby?? 😳

  8. breighvehart

    AC Green played a whole nba career while remaining a virgin. If Rudy wasn’t French it could almost be conceivable

  9. TroyMatthewJ

    he’s come a long way since that Covid presser fiasco.

  10. Hulk_Crowgan

    You just KNOW Rudy is packing a hog on him

  11. Great_Huckleberry709

    This man celebrated his first NBA 3-pointer by having sex lol.

  12. Then came esteemed player Gilbert Arenas clowns him for missing the game 

  13. jumpijehosaphat

    amazing 4 years can do.  4 years ago we labeled him a villain for mocking covid and licking the mic

  14. kateuptonsvibrator

    Word on the sheet is he missed the money shot but stayed with it for the strong put back. Mrs. Rudy also noted his strong game around the rim.

  15. SometimesIComplain

    His 3-pointer remotely inseminated his partner is what I’m hearing

  16. Tearz_in_rain

    WOW!! I thought his FG% was high. His fertility conversion rate is out of this world!

  17. histprofdave

    Spread COVID to the rest of the league, and got his swimmers over the line the first time at the plate. The world is not ready for Rudy’s biological greatness.

  18. BluSighted

    What living in Utah does to a mother fucker

  19. Victorcreedbratton

    “RUDYYY! WE’RE GONNA HAVE TO GET YOU SOME POO-NANYYYYY!!!”

  20. theregenerates

    Guess he’s gotta call the baby Trey

  21. theregenerates

    Future all time great three point shooter of course

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