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Have some jerseys, what should I do with them? (Serious answers only)



Have some jerseys, what should I do with them? (Serious answers only)

by manmonkeykungfu

14 Comments

  1. gvidigal

    If you don’t need the money keep then or make a giveaway

  2. dadefresh

    I’d take one or two off your hands if you’re interested.

  3. CurryMustard

    Your question is so vague, but you want serious answers, so heres what I’ll tell you. Get all the jerseys, and tie them end to end to make a large rope. Attach a grappling hook to the end of that rope. Buy a ticket (with a checked bag for your jersey rope hook) to Los Angeles, rent a car and take your jersey rope hook and 6 large 30×72 duffle bags to Dwyane Wade’s Hollywood mansion. On the southwest corner on the second floor every Monday and Thursday evening D Wade and his wife Gabrielle Union hang out on their guest room balcony for about 2 hours just before midnight, sipping cognac and smoking cigars. They always leave the window open when they go to bed. This is your chance to take your jersey rope hook and latch it onto the balcony and pull yourself up. When you get inside, immediately take 2 rights and a left and you’ll be in D. Wade’s jersey room. Grab all of them and stuff your duffle bags, get out drive south and send me a message when you get to Mexico, I’ll give you the rest of your instructions

  4. ConsciousSeaweed9

    i’ll take the all star one from yours hand

  5. manmonkeykungfu

    I thought I typed up a whole message saying I wanted to find a way to display them but I wasn’t sure what people typically do for stuff like this.

    Do they get them signed and frame them?

    If so are there frames or displays which can proudly display both sides of the jerseys?

    A lot of welcome suggestions but I don’t think I’ll part with them.

    Thanks for suggestions.

  6. Hereandt

    You should lemme take the gold wade jersey off your hands I have a home for it

  7. Sergejevitsj

    You should probably…… poop on em 😂

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