How quickly we all forget. It’s round two and that means the beast inside Al Horford must slumber until it is awoken. Let’s take a look at the last two round two’s.
2022: Down 2-1 in a must win game on the road, Giannis dunks on Al Horford and then bumps him in the chest. [This awakens the anger of big Al who promptly dunks on Giannis, elbows him in the face and drops a career playoff high 30 points in a win.](https://youtu.be/sHWoO5XDS9Q)
2023: In the midst of a shooting slump against his son. Al Horford remarks that he is an elite shooter. [A reporter laughs and Al goes “You’re laughing? You don’t think I’m an elite shooter?”
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Horford responds by draining 5 threes in the ensuing game in a win.
So guys, if you want Horford to play well, go find him and tell him that he’s washed, getting cooked and can’t hit a 3 to save his life. Then he’ll go for 40 and remind these kids that he’s been getting buckets since they were in pre-school.
by Plies-
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Al you are bitch and horrible shooter (i love you more than myself and i hope you secretly are part of this sub, so my ironical comment will, in fact, awaken that beast)
We need to hire a guy in a Knicks/pacers jersey next round to heckle him
Where tf are the doomers when we need them???
Al, you are at best only a good member of the Boston Celtics and we haven’t forgiven you for leaving us.
Somebody call him “Viejo mamahuevo” and Horford would reach a level beyond his prime days.
Hey Al, you look the same age as Tillman!
2022 against Giannis was legendary
I’m going to dress up as a Cavs fan and tell him his eyes aren’t even that beautiful
I mean he was insulted last year and he shot like shit after round 1.
I mean Al Horford loves father-son bonding time and clearly he’s been depressed that his son, Joel Embiid, was eliminated from playoff contention.
Horford, now your eyes are just the second most beautiful in the league
Draymond very publicly said on tv that in 2022 Steph wanted Al every possession.
Draymond said he can’t guard anyone and he’s the easiest guy to go against.
This was a few days ago
Quick somebody say something about his sister!
Al should just retire and do a Kardashian-like reality show. Get those beautiful eyes off the parquet floor.
We’re probably playing the Knicks next round. If there’s one team in the East that has loud-mouthed players and fans and can get Al going, it’s them. Bring it on.
Something tells me he gets it going from 3 today at home
This is bullshit because I’ve been screaming obscenities at Al this whole playoff run and he ain’t done shit in response.
I love Grandpa Al!