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Timberwolves’ mascot Fang eats a child in a Mavericks jersey



Timberwolves’ mascot Fang eats a child in a Mavericks jersey

by Knightbear49

40 Comments

  1. buku_beat

    i can feel timberwolves brasil smiling up at us

  2. ottovondipshit

    Is that child just chilling in there with him?

  3. dustinharm

    Beautiful. This is going right up there with the Raptor’s mascot eating shit on roller skates and Rocky’s lifeless body descending from the rafters.

  4. FERFreak731

    The Timberwolves are savage. I still will always hate them for assassinating Dr. Jazz. Main reason why I hate the New Day from WWE, as they were cheering on when Dr. Jazz got attacked

  5. Charliebitme1234

    Devin booker would have a seizure if he saw this during a game

  6. SockVonPuppet

    I need an Xray to show me how the child is stored.

  7. BaltimoreBadger23

    But seriously, is he just walking around with that kid in the costume?

  8. 30dayspast

    Disgusting. The crowd is barely even reacting to the murder of a *child*.

  9. caterpillardave

    Murder is legal in the state of Minnesota

  10. LegoTomSkippy

    This plus the weird Total Eclipse of the Heart bit has me. I love the Wolves mascots.

  11. Recent-Tangerine-160

    i need him to vomit up the half digested child carcass if the mavs win

  12. wilkinsk

    He didn’t just leave?

    There were two people in that thing during the whole routine?

  13. ticklingivories

    Fang gonna end up on a list somewhere

  14. He struck a chord and it was probably A minorrrrrr

  15. EdwardVayne

    he should vomit him back up with a wolves jersey on

  16. NimDing218

    Fans pay the price of a ticket. The away team pays with a fan sacrifice.

  17. Wait, didn’t they already have two other wolf mascots?

  18. Tapeworms

    Looks fake/staged to me. I highly doubt they would just murder a child like that.

  19. What in the actual fuck are those seats that are literally in the middle of the walkway lmfao

  20. thedude198644

    Dang, ya’ll are brutal. What a power move.

  21. airborness

    This costume is awesome. I would buy one of they actually sold them.

  22. HardcoreKaraoke

    That was legitimately hilarious. The way he casually walked away was too perfect.

  23. c_u_in_da_ballpit20

    The march out of the dark tunnel, slow turn and stare down to build tension, practical effects over CGI trickery, diegetic needle drop that conveys themes and emotions, all done in a single shot that only changes when we need to get a sense of the true scale of the beast relative to the arena.

    This, my boys, is kino.

  24. Hooter_Jones

    I was at the game and I still have no idea where that kid went. R.I.P

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