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Fuck Boston, Fuck the Western Conference, Fuck the Haters, BASKETBALL IS COMING HOME LADS



Fuck Boston, Fuck the Western Conference, Fuck the Haters, BASKETBALL IS COMING HOME LADS

by cactopus101

4 Comments

  1. darthfracas

    Two playoff games and the 500 on Memorial Day weekend. I’m not sure what could be more Indiana than this

  2. Basketball was actually invented in Springfield Mass btw

  3. DosZappos

    Decided to have ChatGPT whip up a basketball version of football’s coming home:

    (Verse 1)
    In the heart of the Midwest, where the courts are calling
    Where legends were born, and dreams keep falling
    From Hickory to Hoosiers, the spirit’s alive
    In Indiana, where basketball will always thrive

    (Chorus)
    Basketball’s coming home, to the state of Indiana
    Where the sound of the dribble echoes through the arena
    From the Pacers to the high school gyms, it’s where it all begins
    In Indiana, where basketball is more than just a game we win

    (Verse 2)
    From Larry Legend to Big O, the history runs deep
    In every jump shot and layup, in every victory we keep
    The hardwood floors tell stories of glory and pride
    In Indiana, where basketball will forever reside

    (Chorus)
    Basketball’s coming home, to the state of Indiana
    Where the sound of the dribble echoes through the arena
    From the Pacers to the high school gyms, it’s where it all begins
    In Indiana, where basketball is more than just a game we win

    (Bridge)
    In cornfields and cities, the love for the game never dies
    In Indiana, where basketball is more than just the bright lights in the skies
    It’s a way of life, a passion that unites us all
    In Indiana, where basketball will always stand tall

    (Chorus)
    Basketball’s coming home, to the state of Indiana
    Where the sound of the dribble echoes through the arena
    From the Pacers to the high school gyms, it’s where it all begins
    In Indiana, where basketball is more than just a game we win

    (Outro)
    So let the buzzer sound, let the crowd roar
    In Indiana, basketball is what we live for
    From the cities to the small towns, we’ll always be true
    In Indiana, where basketball is home, through and through

    Sorry for the formatting

  4. WarBuddha1

    That gym says Zanesville. That’s in Ohio!

    Let’s look at some data.

    California, New York, Illinois have produced the most NBA players. Not entirely representative of success because those states rank 1, 4, and 6, respectively, in total population.

    UCLA (7), Kansas (7), North Carolina, Ohio State, USC (5) are the college programs with the most NCAA hall of famers. IU does tie for next most with 4.

    Top ā€œmythicalā€ high school programs, according to MaxPreps, are in Virginia, Florida, California, and Georgia. Fishers comes in at 15 and Ben Davis ended last year at 10. Carmel was #3 in ā€˜18-ā€˜19.

    An NFS.org survey has Indiana at #19 for number of boys who participate in HS basketball. Girls were #20. Indiana is 17th in total population.

    Purdue is credited for using the first glass backboard, so there’s that.

    End of facts. Opinion: class basketball was a shit idea along the lines of a participation trophy.

    Also opinion: if you want to claim Indiana as the home of basketball, have at it. Facts don’t support it, but nobody cares about facts (but me?) anyway!

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