i think the biggest thing getting lost in all the trade discussions and rookies prospecting is the fact that Trae has a full Wilt Chamberlain beard now. i can’t help but wonder how this will affect the Hawks moving forward. he was arguably untouchable before, but now you gotta think there are no more arguments to be had and that he’s firmly cemented into this team’s future till the day he retires. but what do y’all think? how much of an impact will this have on the court?
by blingera
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He’s going to have way more fans since people won’t be able to call him ugly anymore (beard shows he has good hair growing genes and everyone else has just been a jealous hater). More all-star games and all-nba teams inbound
This will make less people complain about him, cause bearded trae is actually efficient trae
He gonna be finals MVP even though he ain’t gonna play in them. Beard is just that powerful
The beard is less impressive than the hair treatment he been getting. My brothers dome is looking full.
It means more details for the sculptor when they build his statue.
R and B album incoming
No more joke about his appearance unless he suddenly turns into Luka
God I never expected to be so obsessed with this man but the beard got me feelin all kinds of feelings
Worked for my guy Tua who’s gotten hate for no reason other than being a good quiet dude like Trae is.