Did he just recite one of the robberies from The Town?š
xyzyxzy
Joe would’ve made a great wedding planner.
TheMysticOneFr
The offseason has officially begun ladies and gentlemen
Culinary-Vibes
This is tame for Psycho Joe standards.
Him disappearing into a jungle with his buddy for two weeks after being eliminated by the Heat last year explains a lot about his fortitude.
Said he had to break himself down mentally and physically to figure out how to coach his team the best way.
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Ikigai_Mendokusai
I mean the guy fucking asked. Excellent reply.
archerarcher0
My god
If you guys havenāt listened to this podcast yet please listen to it
Another highlight: he fought his dad mma style in the middle of a rainy baseball field when he was like 16 and lost to submission, claims it is one of his favorite memories
One of the most New England things Iāve ever heard
lost_in_trepidation
I just listened to this Lowe Post episode and he really is genuinely crazy.
He reminds me of a guy I used to take BJJ with.
You kind of appreciate the sincere, weird personality, but it feels like they might murder you at any moment.
baconandbobabegger
If we lose our head coach the week before training camp to a heist, Iāll be seeing ya. On this side or the next.
SquimJim
Basketball coaching is just the training for when he finally get his dream job: being a bank robber
IMovedYourCheese
“If you were going to rob a bank what would your role be?”
“Hmm, I guess I’d be the guy who plans everything.”
Omg guys, Joe Mazzulla is a PSYCHOPATH!!
FecalSteamCondenser
Everyone knows the real strat is just to walk in with a medical mask and baseball hat like a normal customer then silently hand the teller a note with a bag on on the counterā¦. AllegedlyĀ
BoSocks91
Dude Im so glad people are showing their appreciation for Mazz. He deserves the praise after the scrutiny he received.
He is growing as a coach and with that, we are getting to see this absolute madman in a way that you donāt see most other coaches.
Itās not a ābitā at this point, this guy is just a different breed of coach.
Victorcreedbratton
Heās watched āThe Place Beyond the Pinesā too many times.
LukaDoncicfuturegoat
Celtics are about to lose their HC in an intriguing fashion again
ApoliticalAth3ist
Itās always gonna be fuck Boston but this playoffs turned me into a fan of Joe Mazzulla
BigTonyEnergy
Dude literally just gave a non-cliche thought-out answer and people are going “omg, what a werido, he’ll murder me in my sleep”.
Bobaximus
This guy is so fucking crazy and I love it. Every interview response is utterly batshit.
ElPanandero
I want him to be our coach for 50 more years
endless_pastability1
Has Joe Mazzulla reached the Tyson Zone?
NihilisticTaters
I mean, he’s said he watches The Town 4x PER WEEK. I’d hope he’s thought the situation out some with that much “research”
Iceicebabybaby3
County sheriff got drunk at a party I was at. He said the successful bank robbers get the bank clerks name, find out where their kids go to school and write them a threatening letter that youāll be showing up at the bank. Said it works a lotĀ
Rakkuuuu
This dude is on the spectrum.
Soren_Camus1905
My red flag is that I believe I could conceive, plan, and execute a bank heist with my core friend group
(Iāve never stolen anything before)
incredibleamadeuscho
Joe and Celtics: We already robbed the Wizards and the Bucks last off season. Why would I need to rob anyone ever again?
Butt____soup
Noted mental health ~~advocate~~ antagonist, Joe Mazzulla.
He speaks like he only has intrusive thoughts.
ontimenow
“If I Did It” by Joe Mazzulla
recollectionsmayvary
āWhat is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany’s at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It’s priceless. As I’m taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It’s her father’s business. She’s Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don’t trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he’s the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me by the Trocadero in Paris. She’s been waiting for me all these years. She’s never taken another lover. I don’t care. I don’t show up. I go to Berlin. That’s where I stashed the chandelier.ā- Dwight Schrute. – Joe MazzullaĀ
karmew32
“He’s got getting away from the cops speed!”
-Gus Johnson after a steal and full-court fastbreak by Joe Mazzulla during a March Madness game
tjspill3r
Heād rob the bank with 3 of his Boston buddies, take a cute banker hostage on accident, fall in love with her later, then rob Fenway, breakup with the girl, murder his handler and go to Florida. Or something
Dumpling_Emperor
One of the best side effects of the Cās winning is that fans of other teams are going to get a lot of exposure to Joe Mazz and realize what a nut he is.
chocolatemilk2017
Heās crazy. Crazy about Jesus. š Thatās my guy.
AlexHendrix20
I fucking love this guy lmfao
Double-Slowpoke
Joe is the kind of guy who can take any question and turn it into some kind of team building motivational statement. You could ask him how he would dispose of a body and youād probably get some story about planning, trusting your accomplices, etc
Tantle18
This guy is going to be the GOAT. Watch lol
NoPotato2470
Thatās my coach
UtahUtopia
Wow. I thought crazy joe was just a meme. I love this guy.
Reddit_Negotiator
Imagine how fast he would be fired if the Celtics werenāt winning
slamdanceswithwolves
Moving on, letās talk zombie survival draft for a momentā¦
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Did he just recite one of the robberies from The Town?š
Joe would’ve made a great wedding planner.
The offseason has officially begun ladies and gentlemen
This is tame for Psycho Joe standards.
Him disappearing into a jungle with his buddy for two weeks after being eliminated by the Heat last year explains a lot about his fortitude.
Said he had to break himself down mentally and physically to figure out how to coach his team the best way.
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I mean the guy fucking asked. Excellent reply.
My god
If you guys havenāt listened to this podcast yet please listen to it
Another highlight: he fought his dad mma style in the middle of a rainy baseball field when he was like 16 and lost to submission, claims it is one of his favorite memories
One of the most New England things Iāve ever heard
I just listened to this Lowe Post episode and he really is genuinely crazy.
He reminds me of a guy I used to take BJJ with.
You kind of appreciate the sincere, weird personality, but it feels like they might murder you at any moment.
If we lose our head coach the week before training camp to a heist, Iāll be seeing ya. On this side or the next.
Basketball coaching is just the training for when he finally get his dream job: being a bank robber
“If you were going to rob a bank what would your role be?”
“Hmm, I guess I’d be the guy who plans everything.”
Omg guys, Joe Mazzulla is a PSYCHOPATH!!
Everyone knows the real strat is just to walk in with a medical mask and baseball hat like a normal customer then silently hand the teller a note with a bag on on the counterā¦. AllegedlyĀ
Dude Im so glad people are showing their appreciation for Mazz. He deserves the praise after the scrutiny he received.
He is growing as a coach and with that, we are getting to see this absolute madman in a way that you donāt see most other coaches.
Itās not a ābitā at this point, this guy is just a different breed of coach.
Heās watched āThe Place Beyond the Pinesā too many times.
Celtics are about to lose their HC in an intriguing fashion again
Itās always gonna be fuck Boston but this playoffs turned me into a fan of Joe Mazzulla
Dude literally just gave a non-cliche thought-out answer and people are going “omg, what a werido, he’ll murder me in my sleep”.
This guy is so fucking crazy and I love it. Every interview response is utterly batshit.
I want him to be our coach for 50 more years
Has Joe Mazzulla reached the Tyson Zone?
I mean, he’s said he watches The Town 4x PER WEEK. I’d hope he’s thought the situation out some with that much “research”
County sheriff got drunk at a party I was at. He said the successful bank robbers get the bank clerks name, find out where their kids go to school and write them a threatening letter that youāll be showing up at the bank. Said it works a lotĀ
This dude is on the spectrum.
My red flag is that I believe I could conceive, plan, and execute a bank heist with my core friend group
(Iāve never stolen anything before)
Joe and Celtics: We already robbed the Wizards and the Bucks last off season. Why would I need to rob anyone ever again?
Noted mental health ~~advocate~~ antagonist, Joe Mazzulla.
He speaks like he only has intrusive thoughts.
“If I Did It” by Joe Mazzulla
āWhat is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany’s at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It’s priceless. As I’m taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It’s her father’s business. She’s Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don’t trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he’s the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me by the Trocadero in Paris. She’s been waiting for me all these years. She’s never taken another lover. I don’t care. I don’t show up. I go to Berlin. That’s where I stashed the chandelier.ā- Dwight Schrute. – Joe MazzullaĀ
“He’s got getting away from the cops speed!”
-Gus Johnson after a steal and full-court fastbreak by Joe Mazzulla during a March Madness game
Heād rob the bank with 3 of his Boston buddies, take a cute banker hostage on accident, fall in love with her later, then rob Fenway, breakup with the girl, murder his handler and go to Florida. Or something
One of the best side effects of the Cās winning is that fans of other teams are going to get a lot of exposure to Joe Mazz and realize what a nut he is.
Heās crazy. Crazy about Jesus. š Thatās my guy.
I fucking love this guy lmfao
Joe is the kind of guy who can take any question and turn it into some kind of team building motivational statement. You could ask him how he would dispose of a body and youād probably get some story about planning, trusting your accomplices, etc
This guy is going to be the GOAT. Watch lol
Thatās my coach
Wow. I thought crazy joe was just a meme. I love this guy.
Imagine how fast he would be fired if the Celtics werenāt winning
Moving on, letās talk zombie survival draft for a momentā¦
Heās a weird dude