Mastodon
@Boston Celtics

Heat fans are something else



Heat fans are something else

by cheezitsarecool

48 Comments

  1. RedGlovesOverHere

    Weren’t 3-0 vs them in the regular season when they had Jimmy?

    The aura of Jimmy is done. He’s more worried about making statements and then never living up to them rather than actually putting in the work to win a championship. He takes the regular season off thinking it’s easy to make the finals.

    He’s old and his body is breaking down.

    Bam will eventually be a Celtic.

  2. guitarpatch

    Jimmy needs to be available and stay out of the play in tournament. 2 things his teams have had issues with

  3. ZarduHasselffrau

    Let them get used to these imaginary scenarios, it’s all they’re going to have once they trade Butler

  4. JesseJamesGames449

    This season, i genuinely believe if Jimmy was playing we sweep the heat instead of losing in 5… They only won game 2 because they shot HISTORIC from 3… Jimmy is a shit 3 point shooter and would have taking those shots away.. and we would have swept them..

  5. DatDamGermanGuy

    Can I send them some cheese to go with the whine?

  6. Bro they are so under the impression that Buttboy is a difference. Dude was shit last match up.

    These are the same fans who threw a temper tantrum in their subreddit when Bam dapped up with Tatum after a regular season game. Called Bam soft for being friendly with JT.

  7. Ok_Acanthaceae6057

    That’s a lot of words for saying Tatum and Brown have more rings than Buttler and Bam.

  8. Nick_Hume

    Florida is about to blow an historic 3-0 lead in hockey too. I remember when the Cs beat the heat a month ago they were all in on hockey

  9. Full-Flight-5211

    Keep saying this and will continue to say it. WHO CARES?? Last I checked Butler, Herro, Bam, and Rozier had 0 rings.

  10. HS941317

    Imagine thinking the Celtics are the same team as the one in 2023 and the Heat are the same fluke 3 point shooting team from 2023. The celtics are like 4 tiers above the Heat right now

  11. DrXL_spIV

    The heat were always the obstacle, never the goal. The sooner they realize the sooner they can get back to playing meaningful games

  12. wilkinsk

    Their starting PG is Terry Rozier not Luka Doncic, lmfao

    Idk what the fuck their on

  13. **The 5 stages of grief:**
    denial <[heats fans are here]
    anger
    bargaining
    depression
    acceptance

    Still got 4 more stages to go, gonna be beautiful to watch.

  14. poopiepants131

    Funny how it says just like every other year before, didn’t we beat them in ‘22?
    I could be wrong.

  15. PanSeer18

    I’ve been seeing these takes from Heat and Knicks fans. They think they would have totally beaten us had they been healthy. These people are capital C, Convinced. I hope they all enjoy their hypothetical championships.

  16. Legitimate-Bus-8953

    And just like ALWAYS you wouldnt win a chip after so if we talk about history repeating itself 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

  17. b00minbiz

    I’ve never seen a fan base as delusional as the Heat and I actually mean this. They are a perennial 8th seed with 2 stars and 13 role players year after year. A few deep playoff runs due to injury luck going their way (ironic they complain about it when it benefits anyone else), and they think the run the league. You’d genuinely think the Heat have won the last 5 chips the way these kids talk. Can’t wait for them to move on from Butler so we never have to hear from them again.

  18. considertheoctopus

    You know who doesn’t believe that take? Pat Riley.

  19. MathDeacon

    If they are so good why did they not win either time they went to the Final?

  20. Oceanbreeze871

    We did play them “next man up” and “Your best ability is your availability.”

    Jimmy not being available in the playoffs is who he is as a player now and why the heat are shopping him

  21. _Gibby__

    Most outrageous thing I have ever seen was 2021 when one Heat fan told me that Bam and Herro would be a better duo than Tatum and Brown. Cue the “YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW GOOD BROWN AND TATUM ARE” meme.

  22. Forsaken_Flight6188

    Heat fans are by far the most delusional fanbase They’re always a play-in team with 2 stars and 13 G-League players the reason why they always wind up in deep playoff runs because due to injury luck in their favor but ironically complain about injuries when it goes towards other teams they weren’t beating the Celtics regardless if Jimmy was playing or not the Celtics swept them 3-0 in the regular season with Jimmy playing so this whole narrative that the reason why the Celtics swept Miami last year is because Jimmy was injured has already been debunked the only reason why Miami won game 2 is because they had a once in a blue moon historic shooting night from 3 had Jimmy played he would’ve taken the majority of those shots away Brown and Jayson Tatum has more rings than Jimmy, Bam, Herro and Rozier Jimmy is too busy on IG worrying about what hairstyle he should wear next season and taking regular season games off thinking making the finals should be easy instead of actually going through the grind to winning a championship Enjoy being the 10th seed again next season Heat fans cause once Bam gets traded to the Celtics and Pat Riley ships Jimmy outta Miami because he can’t stay on the court your franchise will be cooked for the next decade Can’t wait until Jimmy finally gets traded so I won’t have to hear a peep from these Heat fans again

  23. justiceway1

    Why are we talking about these ringless bums?

  24. SoggyMuffcakes

    Bro who tf cares about the Heat? We won the championship, stop talking about them on this sub lol

  25. StarScourge7

    They can say whatever they like, but at least we can say our team are champions and it actually be true.

  26. StarScourge7

    They can say whatever hypothetical nonsense they’d like, but at least we can say our team are champions, and it actually be true.

  27. ThorFromBoston

    Not our problem… either be healthy next year or get a better/deeper roster.

  28. lovetheoceanfl

    I was just in their sub and they are sick of people posting and talking about the Celtics. I think we’re all done with it tbh.

  29. ByteVoyager

    I wish I had a quarter of their self confidence. Delusional.

  30. Mysterious-Disk7286

    Fuck them. We the CHAMPIONS 🏆. Excuses Excuses

  31. BarryLird33_

    So … you’re sayin your best guy is frail and wasn’t able to play a full series … that’s a shame.

  32. KyrieLS777

    Honestly who cares. It’s all cope and they know that. They are hurting so bad right now because we won before Jimmy and their FO is ass. We won double😭💪🏽☘️

  33. I_am_Zuul

    Maybe if Jimmy was more focused on basketball than helping Mike Lowry fight crime at night, he’d have been there to beat us…

  34. papicholula

    We played the Heat of the future (no Jimmy)

  35. I swear “Jimmy was out” is going to become the Heat’s version of “It was a fumble”. This thing they’re never gonna let go even 20 years later that everyone else just rolls their eyes at.

  36. Nikolai120

    enough of miami let’s just enjoy our chip while they complain. it’s a new era we’re not running grant Williams out there anymore. see you soon MIA

  37. bassistmuzikman

    They’re not wrong that Spo is a better coach (likely hall of famer someday), but damn they can’t face the fact that the Celtics players are more talented than theirs.

  38. AdmiralWackbar

    Heat culture, even when you lose you win

  39. Chino780

    This is the biggest “what if” postseason I’ve even seen.

Write A Comment